I was out on a treasure hunt, right, when I founded a ship! Yeah, for realsies! I's in the APA13, which needs a better name now it's not all robot, and went to the place with the big green cloud and the station and stuff and I found this ship!
It was like, just sitting there!
I tried talking and it was all quiet, so I shot at it to see if it would do anything and it didn't!
Kinda broke it though 'cos it had no glowy shields on...
Butbutbut... I founded it! Can I keep it?
I drew a picture for you!
SEE! How could I draw it so good if I didn't find it? So... can I keep it?
PRETTY PLEASE!!!
So, "found" a ship did you? Most interesting... Where exactly did you find it? Are there any intact neural-net logs aboard? If so, please transmit them to the Zoner Alliance as soon as possible. You see, before you go about playing "finders keepers", we very much wish to determine the owner and crew of this vessel. And either locate the individuals, or at least be able to inform their kin of their dissappearance.
Nethertheless, please also fill in the form in this channel, in full. Include as many details as you can about how you came to aqquire the vessel.
There's noone on it, else I wouldn't have gone all 'It's Mine, it's mine, it's mine!'
Well not straight away!
It's not my fault if you Zonies can't keep a ship safe and just let it float about in the middle of nowhere!
Silly Zonies!
Reminds of that time we caught some fishies in Kooshy and they were like 'I don't know what tanks are!' so we...
Anyyywaaaay! There's no food there so I guess it's been empty for a while!
is it just me who doesn't believe you found such a vessel floating in the nowhere? I tend to believe the easiest explanation. Since you don't tell us where exactly this vessel can be found so we can bring it back to our shipyards i'm going to believe you maybe stole it, eh?
By the way, please explain me how it can be our fault? We granted such vessels for non zoners earlier and we will do in future ... so it's not all in our hands, my dear. Not to mention, calling us silly doesn't help much in convincing us letting you keepin' that ship.
Okay, Maybe the Zonies aren't the Dum-Dums who losted it, but you're still Dum-Dums!
But if you gave it to someone else, then it's not really yours anymore... right?
And even if it is, I promise to take real good care of it!
I won't let Sara touch the guns or nuthin'!
And you want me to go to that stinky channel with all the beggars in it?!
I will, but only if you promise to let me keep it!