Axe's Coalition Quotes

[Axe]

You know the criteria boys and girls:

- It must be about the Coalition

- It must make me laugh

- It must be at least, in some respect, on topic (although that doesn't really count in this thread)

Look at my sig for the lastest approved Coalition Quotes. There's more space in my sig yet!

[Korrd]

If we follow the same format you used for those three quotes:

Normal quote -> Coalition way!
- You spam threads in the coalition -> In the Coalition, thread spams YOU!
- You turn 83 years old in the Coalition -> In the Coalition, 83 year old comes onto YOU!
- You mount guns in the coalition -> In the Coalition, guns mount YOU!

We end up getting things like:


Normal quote -> Coalition way!
- In the coalition, you kill Asgards -> In the coalition, Asgards kill YOU!
- In the coalition, you will defeat all enemies mercilessly -> In the coalition, your enemies will defeat YOU merciless.
And so on...:P

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(Really, I speak terrible English, so please, tell me if I make mistakes. I'd like to improve it a bit )

[Abraxas]

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Thread Scoreboard:
1. Unit-SK855 +2
2. Fellow Hoodlum +1
3. Axe +1

Honorable Mention: DBoy1612 -1

[I_m_rdy]

And I just posted my quote in that other thread... Anyway, I'll post it here, too.:P

In the [color=#FF0000]Coalition, Vodka drinks YOU!

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[desecrator]

In the [color=#FF0000]Coalition, ships ride YOU!

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Go where ever that one takes you.

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[TankTarget]

In the [color=red]Coalition ass kicks you!

[Fellow Hoodlum]

In The [color=#FF0000]Coalition, Capitalism pays YOU

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Some say he is a proud member of: "The most paranoid group of people in the Community."

[Denelo]

- In the coalition, you will defeat all enemies mercilessly -> In the coalition, your enemies will defeat YOU merciless.

No. In the Coalition, your enemies will mercilessly defeat YOU!

[McNeo]

In the [color=#FF0000]Coalition, "Hiya" says you!

Sorry, couldn't resist. If you have met me in skype, you know what this means.

Dont kill me when I say it Hood!

[majkp]

In the Coalition, you're Korrd's admin!