yesterday, I've recieved an emergency call from Omega-15. It was 'bout a pair of scherbenfressenden Turtles. Immediately, I've launched my Schießhahn, the Thor bomber and went to the called location, supportin' my brothers, those Doofmannsgehilfen. Seventy novas and liters of sweat later, we decided to pull back, since they seemed to be two indestructible Gummihandschuhspühler.
Later on, in Omega-41, I've recieved a small "donation" of two million SC, from an Universal vessel, who was carryin' a load of 5k Helium-3. He has been quite disappoint'd, and told me, that we we're friends, but I had no clue, what that Universal Gürtelrosenzüchter was talking 'bout. Must have been ston'd or somethin'.
Thereupon, a 'Sair Gunboat appeared from behind an asteroid, and started shooting at me without getting his mouth open. Such a Verkehrsrowdy! I've been tryin' to defend myself, 'gainst him, and even had some support later on, but thanks to those vorhautdichten floating asteroids in space, I've blown myself up. That was the last time, I've used dual novas inside such Nachttopf of a system... luckily, I hadn't hurt myself, and my escape capsule got picked up at once.