Hey, I bought new ship with new turrets! And I have new freelancer with me, which will be sure what all my precious cargo will be safe! And he have new ship (Raven's Talon) with new guns and turrets too... I think I know which one will be my target!
Hmm... I'm wondering... how much I should pay to Bounty Hunters to eliminate your pile of junk, which you are calling "a ship" and destroy your frakkin' capsule floating in space... I think I have such credits.
Be prepare to meet your Frakhalla.
To: Anyone with business in, out or through the Omegas
From: Jarl of the Neo-Vikings
Location: The Birka
Zack, I should dress you up as a jester. You surely amuse me with all your balderdash.
Now for the rest of you filthy peasants!
A new week means new tribute! Pay your blodgeld, and I don't have to humiliate you when I rob you of your credits, steal your cargo and kidnap your women. Pay the blodgeld, and you shall not suffer because of me.
***Incoming transmission***
Comm ID : Guybrush Threepwood
Location: Omega 3
Hi again Jarl. I just visited Omegas again. Seems all I could find in Banana Cave...was Bananas *shurgs*...but along with it I find bowel movement. But I am not sure that is the right bowel movement. This one didn't feel like treasure at all. Ah I will need to find another Monkey Planet somewhere, seems that was the wrong one. In other news, I have brought you 2 women, they weren't so crooked but I did my best to crook them. I gave them to your friend Arn, as he said you were resting and that you were drunk as true Viking. He gave me a reward so don't worry about repaying me. While I am at my adventures I will try to find you a map to Valhalla, so maybe it will be easier for you too. See you around friend.
I must add. I joined your friends in one of your raids, it was really fun, you may see me around more ofter, tell them Guybrush said hi.
I am sooooo scared of you and i'm going to transfer the cash right now! I hope you wont bring the hand of god to strike me down. Please don't. *giggles*
>> To all the other people in this channel [Jarl doesn't see this]
Is there a bounty on these creeps? Cause, I don't want to stain my hull with their blood, if I don't get paid...
>> Transmission ended
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FROM: Zack Leroy
Independent Transporter "Beethoven"
TO: Har-har Viking (5)
LOCATION: Barrier Gate Station, Coronado.
Oh... looks like my bounty hunter has frakked up... Thanks to Gods, I won't need to pay for him anymore... Well, looks like I'll need to find another one... with better skills...
Miss Dunham... I think you should check this link: BOUNTY ON NEO-VIKINGS
Oh, and mr. Jarl, mr. Birka, you can check it too. I think you never seen before such credits. I think you will commit suicide because them. Oh, did I said it loudly?
FROM: Zack Leroy
Independent Transporter "Beethoven"
TO: Jarl
LOCATION: Barrier Gate Station, Coronado.
Just checkin' is this scum still alive. If he won't respond in 3 days... EVERYONE tell your friends, that there will be big party at Barrier Gate Station! I have pretty apartments there!
Waiting for your responds.
To: Anyone with business in, out or through the Omegas
From: Jarl of the Neo-Vikings
Location: The Birka
Zack, you insolent dog. Think you can hijack my own communication channel with you balderdash? I'll see to it that you can't. And I must say that I'm somewhat surprised, I haven't seen you in the Omegas since our last little encounter. Are you frightened like a little girl? Keep sending those big boys. At least I'll have real men to fight.
New week, new blodgeld. Pay it, and you won't have to end up like Zack; wretched and pitiful.