[Location: Wherever the fairies are]
[Comm ID: Frontier Psychiatrist]
Hello there, "people" of New Yorrrrrrrrrk.
As you can see the floating prison you put me in did not sort out my head. My fellow freedom fighters have fought back the geckos and have commandeered the giant! space worm.
So as a reward for all your good friendededness, I have wrapped up some presents for you. But you were mean to me so I want you to buy them or I'll throw them at Manhattan where you won't be able to get them cause they will explode and they won't be there anymore and you won't have them so ha ha.
Here's a purty picture of them:
I will put them under your tree in less than 1800 seconds.
So you better come up with the kaching bling otherwise Manhattan will have a new sunrise.
1600 seconds isn't much time to organize or gather much kaching bling was it? He must of gotten all the kaching bling he wanted. *talking in background, What the f**k is kaching bling*