Concerning Corsair lies.

[Tabris]

Comm ID: Automated Message from the Coalition High Command

Subject: The Coalition.

"Good *insert time of day here* people of Sirius, the Coalition is strong, the Coalition is Powerful, any talk of destruction of our ships, lack of funding, rampant homosexuality, data theft, intrusions and getting away with it are fabricated by the enemies of the Coalition who merely want to divide us or paint us in a bad image.

We are the savior of the working class, we lend our strength to those without any for themselves, remember Citizens, the Houses will lie to you and Criminals are never to be trusted...Be Smart...Be Safe...Be Alert."

-End of transmission

[Dusty Lens]

rampant homosexuality

*Jose raises an eyebrow.*

They said it. Not me. Si?

[Coin]

*Pavlos Benitez spits out his grappa* "Hey, Ronaldo, you seen this on the Sirius News Network? Apparently those commies need to deny they are shirt-lifters. So, what you think S.C.R.A. really stands for?"

Ron: "Solipsistic Cretinous Retarded Assfaces?"

Pavlos: "I was thinking more 'Syphilitic Cross-dressing Russian Ass-burglars'?"

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[Thexare]

and Criminals are never to be trusted.

Luca Bianchi listened to the message in a bar on Cadiz, half-interested and equally drunk, and he loudly raised an obvious concern.

"Hey, hey, answer somethin' for me, willya? Ain't these commie bastards criminals too?"

[Bobthemanofsteel]

Aleksander Dorschtsky stood up from his table not far from Bianchi, and looked him dead in the eye, raising his voice so everyone cold hear him.

'NYET! They are the harbingers of peace! They have Borscht! Do you know how hard it is, even for the the GREAT ALEKSANDER DORSCHTSKY, to find good quality Borscht? I think not!"
He panted, looking down at the table as he regained his breath.
"I admit, even I have trouble saying my own sirname at times, but that just makes me a patriot! DA!"

[Kazinsal]

Harold Kane reads the transmission and breaks out in laughter.

"Damn Coalition fools... They sent us this one twice when we blew up their gunboats... must be a general cover story..."

He deletes the message and grins, wondering what to do next...

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Retired, permanently.

[Curios]

] CHANNEL OPEN [

] Battleship "Kraken" Relay [



] Message Body [

*Farts laudly when reading title*

] CHANNEL CLOSED [

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[Prysin]

rampant homosexuality

[Harcourt.Fenton.Mudd]

Tomoe checked the neural net for new after the most recent incident with the BHG| at Freeport Eleven.

"What the hell !" she mtuterd to herself "No I dont want to make my pecker bigger, I dont even have one! Damned spam."

[jxie93]

*** Transmission_Received ***
*** Encryption_Level = None ***
*** Uplink_Established ***

*A woman moans in the background*

A complete waste of my precious time, bloody commies.

[color=#ff6666]"Don't even think about stopping, Felix."

*** Uplink_Closed ***
*** Transmission_Terminated ***

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