First time I visited your... strange country, I was on a vacation on my liner. Well, it's actually an Asylum. Passed the borders without much troubles from your folks since my passport was in order and I had one-month visa. Yeah, I was the tourist high on experimental medications so I didn't do much of a sightseeing, at least not that normal kind of sceneries. It was fun. Was two weeks there in that system... What was it called... Languagedoc? Anyway, didn't want to go too deep. Who knows what kind of strange people dwell there. The Council is the only evil/semi-evil establishment I've heard about. So here I am. Establishing a official contact with your establishment - The Council.
Oh, pardon my manners, madammes and monsieurs. I forgot to introduce myself. In Sirius I'm know as [color=#9999FF]The Joker but local cheese dealers in Languagedoc already given me a proper name of indigenous character.
I'm referred to as...
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I run a small, yet effective group of thugs. We usually go around blowing things up for no particular reason. And trust me, we do it with style. My priority is to fight the house governments and I've heard you got some authority problems, up there in the "northwest", haha.
I do these type of things to humor my little self. Yes, I'm not gonna lie. The life is short so why not spend it in laughter? I think of myself only, that's the truth. But that doesn't mean I turn my back to those who welcome me with their hands spread wide open.
Let us form our friendship now. Welcome my arrival and arrival of my men which will happen in the next week or so. Greet us with tons of cheese, wine and your frenchie hot women!
You will not regret my presence there, there in the country where planets rotate on weird places. I'll change things and if you decide to be our buddies - we'll change things together.
Here's. My. Card.
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