To tha Indians (Now open to all with opinions of the Indians)

[Tomtomrawr]

[color=#FFCC33]Roger Claymore

Let me tell ya what ya are.

Ya're a bunch o' Libertonians or Bretonians. If ya're from Liberty, then ya're from 'ouston. If ya're from Bretonia, then ya're from Leeds. Ya got bored with ya lives as bin-men 'n' decided to take to tha lanes as pirates. Guess that's an a'right way to start piratin'.

But then a few things 'appened. Tha first thing is ya looked up some 'istory 'bout Indians, whatever they are, 'n' now ya're calling yaself 'em 'n' tryin' to act like 'em. But I looked 'em up as well, once I first 'eard o' ya. I 'eard they 'ave 'onour 'n' pride 'n' all o' that warrior crap.

That's where ya did ya second thing. Ya changed what ya saw into what ya wanted. Ya changed 'onourable 'n' brave warriors into what ya are now. I'll get to that later.

Tha third thing that 'appened was ya got lucky. Some minas 'n' traders decided to pay ya as ya flew 'round in tha bin lorries. Now plonks like ya ain't supposed to advance past Startrackers, but now ya got Sabres 'n' Ahoudoris with Codenames 'n' Zoner guns 'n' all that good equipment.

Let me get back to tellin' ya what ya are. Ya're a bunch o' amateurs. Ya ain't pirates. Ya're monsters. Ya ain't Indians. Ya ain't got no 'onour or pride or bravery. Ya just got cowardice. Oh, 'n' ya stick o' tha rubbish ya clean as well.

I've decided something. I 'ate ya. I 'ate ya more than tha WRF. I 'ate ya more than tha Colonials. I 'ate ya more than tha 'essians, w'o banned me from their bases. I 'ate ya more than tha Junkers, w'o put an eighty-five million credit bounty on ma 'ead.

Why do I 'ate ya so much? It's because ya 'ave no 'onour. I was a Liberty Rogue for thirty years, 'n' we always liked to try 'n' be fair. We didn't gank like ya do.

So, what am I gonna do? Well, I'm gonna fight ya. Ya claim to "purge Dublin" or somethin'. Ya think ya're Indians. Ya ain't. Ya're just monsters. Tha Lawl's Syndrome is so deep in ya brains not even a supermarket would 'ire ya to push trolleys.

'n' I'm gonna protect people from ya as well. I don't care w'o. I don't care if they're BAF, WRF, IMG, CR, 'essians, miners, Bounty 'unters, or even tha Junker Jack Crow 'imself. I won't let ya smudge tha name o' pirates.

So lads, ya may be able to destroy ma Roc after I've a'ready 'ad a fight with a Bounty 'unter Orca, but when we meet next I guarantee ya won't be laughin'. I'm just laughin' thinkin' 'bout it.

Ya may wanna talk to ya friends w'o stayed be'ind on 'ouston or Leeds 'n' get tha bins ready. 'Cos what's left o' ya will be needin' a clear-up.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[Vertigo]

****Incoming Transmission****
****Comm ID:The.Mescalero****
****To:Roger Claymore****
****Displaying Message****

Now listen, paleface. And listen very carefully.

You called us to help you against those hunter scum, and we came. Then after the battle was over you started insulting us. What did you except to happen? To get some '€œThank you'€ and some credits after that? Well, you got what you deserved: a lot of angry Indians shootin'€™ at your arse!

And honestlly, we don'€™t care who you are and who you were, or what do you think and feel about us. You can TRY to protect our enemies, but that won'€™t change the outcome: all of you will just end up in some Junker cargohold as a big pile of scrap metal.


The.Mescalero

****End Of Transmission****

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Image removed due to DCMA complaint

[Karver70]

[Tomtomrawr]

[color=#FFCC33]Roger Claymore

I called ya to see if ya were interested in shootin' at a common enemy. I 'adn't seen ya before so decided to see what ya were like. Ya brought seven ships 'gainst an Orca when we were a'ready fightin' it with ma Roc 'n' a Molly gunboat.

Then one o' ya guys told me to bugga off when that Junker Salvager arrived. Ya really think I'm gonna listen to a bunch o' bin-men? Ha. 'n' then one o' ya Sabres got trigger 'appy 'n' started shootin' at me. I didn't fire back, until ya all decided to start shootin'. Then 'is Sabre blew up.

'n' do ya really think ya're actually that good at fightin' or piratin'? Tha only reason ma Roc was destroyed was because I didn't apply some nanobots fast 'nough. Ya 'ad an Ahoudori, three bombers 'n' two fighters on me, not countin' ya littl' Sabre friend w'o got Snacked *Grins*.

Ya're pathetic. All o' ya are. Ya gotta rely on numbers to win. I'm one guy, 'n' I've made over five 'undred millions ma self from piratin' minas 'n' I' made tha Junkers put nearly a 'undred million credits as a bounty on me.

Bring it on lad. Bring it on. But next time to rely on tha gunboat to do all tha fightin' for ya. Actually 'it ma ship with ya fancy Codenames.

Edited Transmission: Don't give me any o' tha poetry crap. Ya're just boilin' ma blood, 'n' makin' certain images more likely to become reality.

I may 'ave a poem for ya.

"Roses are red,
Violets and blue,
When I see ya,
I'm gonna Snack ya,
'n' if ya cry,
Then don't feel bad,
Just know that ya ain't tha last."

Damn, that was bad. I ain't a poet, I'm a Snacker.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[Karver70]

Not applying nano bots fast enough haug haug....
Our mighty guns are to fast for you paleface....

We wont pat you on your back for your pirating skills
you are doing a good enough job as it is.

Bitter like a lemon
As sour as its peel
Green with envy
Its our guns you always feel.

Now paleface..you know where we are
and you know where we will be.
So come and see us
and put that money where your mouth is.

We will dance the dance of glory around
the flickering fire onboard your ship.

[Tomtomrawr]

[color=#FFCC33]Roger Claymore

Too fast? Na, lad, ya guns ain't any faster than any o' tha other extra copies o' it just 'cos ya think ya're special. 'owever, seven ships shootin' at one Roc at tha same time does that to a 'ull...

I know where ya are. I know where ya will be. So ya won't be piratin'. I don't like guys with Lawl's Syndrome. I don't like gankers. 'n' I certainly don't like tha two combined.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[arvg]

To: [color=#FFFFFF]Roger
Comm. ID: The Mongolian
Priority: HIGH
Subject: The Indians

---Communications Opened---

They provide the means of their own undoing, though they fight well,
They will not be a problem soon.

Rest easier knowing that the next one will fall knowing your name.

The Mongolian

---Communications Terminated--

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[Tomtomrawr]

[color=#FFCC33]Roger Claymore

Well, I like tha sound o' that. I'm sure there are plenty o' bounties on 'em as well, so ya'll make plenty o' creds. 'n' I may put ma own bounty on 'em as well, if I feel like it.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[Tomtomrawr]

[color=#FFCC33]Roger Claymore

Knock yaselves out. *Grins*

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.

[BalckWidow]

Will my lovely Mako be able to help? *Jokes*:crazy: