A Message to the Mollys

[Thexare]

- Data stream detected -

Objection: I am not some kind of... secretary droid! Worthless m- I'm connected already?

Statement: The Vagrant Raiders appreciate your willingness to allow us to use Arranmore, and we have decided to remove some waste biomatter from your system. Partially by way of thanks, and partially because we don't like them either.

Addendum: I was not present for the carnage, regrettably. I was fixing Labrie's newest "upgrades" to my basic functionality. However, I do have the guncam images. A poor substitute, but better than nothing.

Gaian Gunboat
Gaian Scrap Field

Query: Do you know what a Gaian would be doing in Dublin?

Corsair Identified
Corsair Fleeing

Analysis: Considering the fuel wasted, I cannot determine why this captain even tried it.

Rheinland Gunboat
Rheinland Gunboat Isn't Leaving
Rheinland Gunboat Exploding

Speculation: This one is most bizarre. I suspect that its captain was involved in some sort of suicide cult.

Unlicensed Pirate
Non-Solid Pirate

Statement: This one's rather straightforward. This meatbag doesn't have docking rights on Arranmore. Therefore, we must assume that you do not know him, do not want him there, and as he was pirating in your system, do not want him to get out alive either.

Unnecessary Addendum: More meatbags will be disposed of in due time. We are holding up our end of the deal.

- End of stream -

[qwertypp7]

---Incoming Transmission---

Comm ID: Nick O'Flannigan
Subject: Top'o'th'mornin'!
Location: Arrenmore Base

Well I must say boyo ye've done a feckin' good job here!

Keep it up an' I'll open up me' private stash o' Molly whiskey teh' ye'!

Look forward teh' spacin' some unwelcome guests wit' ye'!

Nick O'Flannigan out.

---End Transmission---

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Dublin Miner: I am Gallic admiral earning money in Bretonia.

True story...

[Thexare]

- Data stream detected -

Sarcastic Statement: It is I, the secretary-bot again.

FuzzyDice again

Query: How did he get clearance to moor with Arranmore?

Pirate Waran

Statement: Stupid enough to attack while the Never Enough was attacking FuzzyDice again. The outcome was... predictable.

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