To: The Lane Hackers

[schlurbi]

Now, we gotta talk 'bout somethin' impo'tant. One of ya Fellas told me 'bout the Hellfire goin' insane 'n wa'nin' me 'bout hostile Intent'ns. Well t'day that act'lly became true. I've been watchin' 'em shootin' Rogues that wanted to ea'n a few Bucks piratin' a Tradah. T'day they've went t'tally Nuts 'n sta'ted shootin' us, tryin' to hunt us 'way from "their" Lanes.

I dun' have a Clue how ya're 'bout 'em, from what I've hea'd ya ar'n't really habby 'bout 'em, fo' not helpin' ya 'bout some Merc'nary.

The Hellfire're def'natly hostile towa'ds us 'n our Piracy, 'n from t'day on we're gonna shoot 'em up 'swell. I'm here to ask ya if ya're gonna do the same, 'spec'lly 'cause they're obvi's'ly 'gainst Piracy. They've shot us, ya Friends 'n they've shot us as their own kinda ol' Friends.

I know ya Boys're all hidd'n 'n secret, if ya wanna keep that silent ya can send me some encrypt Stuff to this Locat'n.

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"Who is it doing this synthetic type of alpha beta psychedelic funkin'?"

[Moriarty]

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Mr. Danny White :

I received with regret your missive regarding hostile activity directed at Liberty Rogues by unnamed Legion pilots.

As you may or may not be aware, The Lane Hackers currently are signatories to Mutual Assistance Pacts with both the Hellfire Legion and Liberty Rogues, dating back several years. In the circumstance of hostility between the Legion and Rogues, Lane Hackers will diligently observe a neutral posture, while fervently wishing for the mutually beneficial resolution of all such encounters.

I entreat you, out of respect for our delicate position, to instruct Rogues to refrain from attempting to involve Lane Hackers in any overtly hostile disputes with the Legion. We will, of course, be readily available for any search and recovery efforts, as necessary, in the chance of an unfavorable outcome for any Rogue, or Legion pilot, in point of fact.

We will remain steadfast in our desires for the long life, health, and prosperity of all our allies and friends to the eternal detriment of our mutual foes, no matter the disagreements our friends may have with one another.

I trust that you will find our position to be consistent with our guiding mission, from which we cannot afford to be diverted nor persuaded to abandon.

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