To: You, the one sitting in that chair!

[Maskage]

Receiving Message
Sender Name: Maskage
ID: Junkers
Subject: "HER"

Message Begins

HehehehehehheheHEAHHAHAHAHHAHA..... HAAHHAH!!!... She's coming. Coming to GET you. Theres no point in hiding, she could be anywhere. Don't run, you'll just be TAKEN tired!

Spores in your dressing room....

Spores in your gravy...

Even if you hide at sea,

THERES SPORES IN THE NAVY!

END OF MESSAGE

[Commissar]

...Incoming Transmission...
...To: Junker...
...Encryption: Low...
...Origin: Fort Severn...

Sender: Recruit David Ripper, Liberty Navy

Sir,

I assure you there are no 'Spores' in the Liberty Navy.
We're entirely human, last I checked.

I would request that you proceed, at your convenience, to the Battleship Missouri. You need help; they've been advised of your arrival.

Ripper Out.

...Signal Lost...

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May you live in interesting times.
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