Good day or Guten Tag I believe you say over there,
Our houses may be at war and the sons and daughters of our two houses putting their lives on the line each day but I have an offer for you. With this offer comes a request as well.
Here at the Liberty Police Inc. we have our own brand of Coffee, it's name is Sunbucks. It has been around for many years now and is a very large organisation within Liberty with over one hundred stores house wide. About a year ago now we also commissioned a mobile fleet of shops which serve coffee, doughnuts and other light snacks and essentials.
Today we are offering you the chance to taste the delights of Sunbucks own delights, we are requesting permission for our mobile shops to enter your house and sell our products. Of course you would be getting some of the income, I'm sure an amount can be arranged.
What I am requesting that you let our vessels enter your space and treated as neutral vessels. These vessels would be unarmed and have minimal armour. Of course you would be able to scan and check them out yourselves to make sure they were safe.
I hope you cannot let such a silly thing as war block your judgement when you have a once in a lifetime offer being handed to you.
I look forward to hearing a decision.
Deputy Chief Shaw.
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. - David Hackworth (1930 - 2005)
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Good day. Should I mention we have our own coffee, better then yours? Presense of spies in such organisation like yours is quite high, most likely, too, so I'd prefer your people to stay out of Rheinland yourselves. Although... If you really would like us to try out your coffee, send us collection cup with LPI logo (or better 3-4) and Synth Foods transport full of it.
To be honest, I myself personally highly doubt quality of your coffee. Is it from synth-polluted Los Angeles? In which case I should mention agronautic abilities Stuttgart has - that means we really get better coffee.
Good day.
Post scriptum. Little hint, don't adress Chancellor himself, or your message will get lost either in spam fliters (too many people praying to him hoping to get brand new car or thaat dress), or in endless streams of bureaucratic maniacs who work all the day on New Berlin offices)
You may have your own coffee but it is good to have a variety of such products, people can get bored of a single brand month after month. And you could say your coffee is better than mine, but each one of us is allowed to have our own opinion.
If you really do not want my people within Rheinland, then perhaps your people could do the serving? We drop the goods off at an undisclosed location, you pick them up, sell them and everyone is happy. The Civillians get a variety of coffee and you have no Libertonians inside of Rheinland. Hell, I'll even provide the vessels!
Also, how would you know there are spies inside my company if you, yourself didn't put them there? Now that I would like to know.
Deputy Chief Shaw.
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. - David Hackworth (1930 - 2005)
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We definately have more then one coffee type at stock. I won't disclose you their types, because you may analyse them in future and adopt them, or use them to spread different diseases or psychologic reactions through our officers. Furthermore, reciepts of some types are matter of polizei pride.
As I said, Synth Foods, Incorporated or Cryer Pharmaceuticals can easily provide us with such service. I won't mention those insurance card-hugging Interspace Commerce insured freelancers. Although personally as I prefer this war to end faster (due to increasing criminal, outlaw, illegal and definately community-corrupting and dissoluting activities during war bloodshed), I see no need to supply Libertonians with money. Investing money into your already strong economics will just improve you, allowing your country to wage this useless 'war' even longer.
And trust me, I'm not interested in spying in your corporation. I just have logical assummtion, backed by your strong cooperation with the Liberty Security Force, which is very well-known. Should I mention your exlusive rights for policing Liberty space, outcoming from name of your organisation?
Well then, there is no point in arguing about this matter, you have made your mind up. All I can say is that it is your loss.
Before I cut this transmission, I do have one last request.
The IMG have requested that we deliver Sunbucks to their base in Omega 7, by seeing you last reply I would presume that my vessels would not even be allowed to enter from Omega 3. However, with your permission may I send Freelance Traders to deliver my products to Freistadt. These vessels would not be affiliated to my company and they would be delivering to the IMG. Nothing to do with Rheinland.
Deputy Chief Shaw.
Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. - David Hackworth (1930 - 2005)
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Unfortunately Omega-7 is out of our jursdiction. Please contact Rheinwehr representatives on this matter, although I highly doubt your chances there.
Keep in mind Synth Foods, Independant Miners Guild transports are clear to go in Rheinland. Interspace Commerce insured ships too. Not sure about random freelancers, although we can't just kill them on sight by law, so as long as they upkeep law and aren't spies...