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Gday "Amigos"
Now I know we Mollys an Casts av ad our disagreements in the pas, but the fact tha there is a single sair still breathin pretty much keeps us alright.
So, allow me to show ye a wee snippet from me bounty board:
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Oh I loves ye lass, which is gonna make it harder for me to bankrupt ye, but thas just the way o it.
An here we got the first step:
An outcast escorting a Miner down by O49 hole! I know! The cheek, I didn believe it!
But after I'd killed t miner, the cast attacked me! Silently i might add! Course, once we got near arranmore,he legged it out of scanner range, so I jumped in my dessie, and hunted im down like the dog tha ee is!
As ye can see, he wernt too happy bout it, heh heh heh. But casts bringing cap ships into our system and attackin us? What the ell? What we gonna do bou that?
Now I go BETTER things t be dooin than toastin yer fekkin escaped mental patients!
Wa with t council fallin apar an all, an the Brets betrayin us, I need to concentrate.
Now; I KNOW ye'll be dealin wi this fit t make me smile, but if ye coul mail me the eyeball o the fella when ye done wi him, thatd be nice.
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/////INCOMING TRANSMISSION\\\\\ Comm ID:Admiral Jacob Nathaniel Fawley Location:Dreadnought Dies Irae Comm Image:
Well, this is oddly amusing. From what I gather, you want us to deal with this? Your slurring and rather odd wording is rather confusing. And I come from Bretonia, so that's worrying. Please be a little more specific about what you want and I'll forward this to the Administrator.
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Quie simple:
I wan ye to do whatever it i ye lot do t people tha makes a smuggler who aint givin you ye cut wet is pants, to this clod.
So that a NEVER have to deal wi the fekless eejit again!
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/////INCOMING TRANSMISSION\\\\\ Comm ID:Admiral Jacob Nathaniel Fawley Location:Dreadnought Dies Irae Comm Image:
Sir, I want you to follow these steps very carefully:
1. Drink a pot of coffee.
2. Simmer down for a bit by taking a nap.
3. Convey your concerns in a sober manner.
I can't tell if you're angry or overly ecstatic. Better yet, send this in a text based transmission. I know you can spell. If speech isn't your primary skill, then don't use it.
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And why would I do that? If there's a Tridente defending a miner, then he's probably got a reason for it. It's your own God damn fault for attacking him that he shoots back. And to be brutally honest, I don't much like your tone and the entire waste of time that this conversation has been. As we speak, there are greater threats in Alpha that I could have dealt with.
So here's what I want you to do:
I want you to repay us for the waste of time that this has been. For being overly boisterous and demanding, you sure do take it a lot from your new pals, the Bretonian government. Why not contact them about this? We have more pressing concerns than crying about an Outcast who had his own agenda.
Firstly, Mr Hone, we talked about the 12 step program, we talked about allowing you one drink a day, but that drink shouldnt be large enough to last you all day.
Admiral Fawley, if I may interject here, Dezzer the miner was mining Molly sovereign space, and as such there was a bounty on him. It is not certain what Boggoff was doing in Molly sovereign space. I wonder if he has been heard of since? If you do catch up with him, could you pass on a word from myself and get him to get in touch with me? I have no records of him completing any paperwork for his work visa, and judging by the cost of his gunboat, he probably owes back-taxes in the region of 50million, but I'd settle for less if he paid before the new year - after all, he might be saving up to buy me a present as well, you can never tell these things.
In closing, I wish to reaffirm the good relations between Molly's and the Outcasts, the actions of loosely affiliated pilots notwithstanding.
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Work visas? I wasn't aware that contested constituted as sovereign space. But once again, I have to reiterate for the particularly slow Mollys, that you must prove your loyalties to us if you want us to do something.
You do not demand anything of us. You do not order us around. You maintain a civil tongue when you request something. This is why I like the Liberty Rogues. They're humble.
If you wish to repair the relations of the Mollys and the Outcasts, then you must decide where your loyalties lie and who it is you ally with. Yes, the Corsairs are a common enemy, but what is it that has been done in our favor? We recently declared war on Bretonia, if it isn't already common knowledge within your sects, so I suggest you do as well. Perhaps then we'd be more inclined to assist you in what ever it is you want to achieve.
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Ok "Amigos" seems we got some things tha really need sortin out, an the new improved "Diplomatic" CptHone is jus t man t do em:
Quote:I wasn't aware that contested constituted as sovereign space.
Ok, if ye with us, ye know that Dublin is molly space, jus as we know tha Omicron alpha is outcast space; sure the sairs migh say it belongs to them, an its only a matter o time afore they take it, an t brets migh say same bou us, but if ye wi us, ye know its ours, an ye support us in that.
If ye DONT then ye agains us, an its time t start roastin any outcasts we see in our space cos clearly they don see it as ours, an aint gonna abide by our laws.
Course, as a Diplomat, I ope this wont appen, and hope fe good relations tween us, yadda yadda yadda - ye get my point.
Basic fact is:
DUBLIN
IS
MOLLYS
Thas the ENTIRETY o our cause!
If ye dont know that, ye dont know us, an I'd like t speak wi somone else please.
Second up:
Quote:you must prove your loyalties to us if you want us to do something. If you wish to repair the relations of the Mollys and the Outcasts, then you must decide where your loyalties lie and who it is you ally with.
You do not demand anything of us. You do not order us around. You maintain a civil tongue when you request something. This is why I like the Liberty Rogues. They're humble.
How can I put this diplomaticaly?
Ye seem to have mistaken us wi our buddies, ye bumboys, the honourable Liberty rogues.
We AINT the rogues, we aint jus pirates, an we aint yer serfs, ye want respect? That's FINE! I'd be happy to give it to ye jus as soon as ye start earnin it, an lettin feckless eejits wearin yer colours, and flyin yer ship come into OUR system, disrespect US, so totally, then ye laugh about it? That aint gonna get ye ANY respect from anyone down here.
An regardin "loyalties, an alliance" I'd jus remind ye that ye ha showed us ZILCH in the way o loyalty, after all, our alliance was cut off cos YOU lot sent a fekkin DREADNAUGHT wi its cruiser an gunboat an fighter entourage, down t OUR home; AN TRIED TO FEKKIN WELL TAKE OVER DUBLIN!
Now this aint a mud-slingin contest, an I'm told t be "Diplomatic" so I aint gonna go into that clusterfeck, I only brought it up cos you brought up this so-called "loyalty"
This I AM goin into; an outcast who steals one o our bombers, laughs at us when we tell im to give it back, keep buggin me abou beein some underage kiddie for him t molest, then jus lets lose an starts swearin an insultin?
This is the kind o thing ye allow ye pilots to be doin, an ye expect respect from us? Son, ye mus think we aint got spines eh?
Now I cannae speak for all the Garda, but I'd be appy for the return o that bargy, and a say, 1 mill fine from the thief, how ye get it from him, an what ye do wi him after is yer business.
The BOGOFF fella I wan dismembered o course, I don care if ee lives or no.
Now;
Quote:We recently declared war on Bretonia, if it isn't already common knowledge within your sects, so I suggest you do as well. Perhaps then we'd be more inclined to assist you in what ever it is you want to achieve.
At last summit we can agree on! Feckin-A I say, this armistace is unfair an the brets aint stickin to it (neither are we o course, bu tha jus show even more reason its usless an should go)!
But this aint about the brets, this is about 2 factions that I ope can still get along cos of a comman enemy, the sairs, but if ye alowin ye guys to come down ere an attack us, that just makes ye;
quite simply;
Just;
Another enemy.
DiplomatHone, hopin for the best, preparin for the worst,
Signin out.
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Now me an Blodwyn.O'Driscoll met an indie cast in a Trident down in dub yesterday, he were there t see some alien shrine, an was probly attracted cos two keepers had been hangin around dub, in fact we had a singalong wi em!
Now he was nice an respectful, an we sent im happily on his <strike>looney</strike> merry way.
This is wha we want aint it? Us two factions co-existing nicely?
So please deal wi these renegades so we can continue co-existing nicely.
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