My name is Tanja Koenig and I am something you would call a secretary for the Unioners, but I guess the MND already told you who I am.
So I wont waste any time and get straight to the point:
I've heard something interesting from a very reliable source, the person in question told me that your pilots seem to wave their manhood around to prove something... And they even get paid for that. Is that the truth? Is it that easy to earn Credits in the Military?
Guten tag, frau Tanja Koenig,
Let me start with the fact that I'm really happy for getting this lovely distraction from the daily routine. It's not like everyday I get contacted by a frau from the Unioners... That reminds me, I haven't seen Sandra Bachmeier for some time now. I hope she's not avoiding me or something.
But anyway back on the topic - I'm afraid waving our manhood isn't what earns our salary. But it's rather the fact we're protecting the vaterland from the Libertonian invasion. I'm sure that you wouldn't want to see our beautiful vaterland taken over by Liberty, right? But don't you worry your pretty little head about such things, we'd rather die then let them in.
Oh and, frau, could I by any chance get a few more pictures of the lovely you? *A slight chuckle is heard*
First of, no video link this time and you wont get any more pictures. But I could offer you a dinner sometime soon, so you wont need them. Maybe you could tell me some more things about your war and how brave you are?
Dear, frau Tanja Koenig,
I find this offer really appealing. There's this nice restaurant I know on planet Hamburg and I'm sure you'd love it. The only thing that troubles me is how you'll get there without being caught, but I know you Unioners are creative enough, but just try to use less explosives, alright?
And about those war tales? Sure, I'd gladly share them with you over a dinner.
Do you want to kill me? I will by no means eat something coming from Hamburg or any other dirty Rheinlandish planet. If we eat something, it will be something we get from the out Landwirt friends. Good, fresh food. I am sure you never tasted something like this before.
See it as an offer to expand your own horizon?
Frau,
If you think the local food is -that- bad, I mean I've been eating it for 20 years now and I'm still alive.
But alright, I'm open to trying out new things. Still I would prefer a bit friendlier environment then the one of those famous asteroid bases you employ. My reputation is my problem, I'm afraid. Perhaps the Freeport?
I would prefer to meet you elsewhere, but the Freeport should be ok, at least for a while. So we will meet in Bering. I have a rather flexible working schedule so which time would suit you the best?
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