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FROM: Lyekka, man-eating plant woman
LOCATION: Lexx
TO: Landwirtrechtbewegung
SUBJECT: A gift for my beloved Stan
Greetings, Stanley's good friends! Some days ago Stan has allowed me to eat whole crew of Corsair big ship (how do you call them? Legate, right?) which was destroyed by the Lexx. He said he wanted to make them feel what is it - when you are being eaten. Don't know what they felt, but I was happy. Don't afraid, I will never eat Stan's friends! Well, now I want to make a little gift for Stanley. I heard he was amazed when he realized the power of yours... Ah, right, "Destroyer" Tachyon cannons. So, I think that will be a great gift for him and his... Ah, Nyx fighter. Anyway, you need a good reason for grant him permission to take them. I must say that Stan respects your cause and, for example, if he meets any transport with synth paste in its cargohold he always demands this nasty stuff and destroys it. Once he said it will make you happy. And I as part of the Lexx' crew fully support it. So, I ask you to grant six... Right, six "Destroyer" Tachyon cannons to Stan... His ship is marked as... Let me... Yes, [RF]Stanley.H.Tweedle. Reply me on this channel and tell me what do you want for these big guns if you will grant him your permission.
Hallo Lyekka,
I have to admit, you are a strange thing. One of the strangest I have seen so far. The plants I know, dont eat people, so before we do anything about this, please tell me more about you.
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FROM: Lyekka, man-eating plant woman
LOCATION: Lexx
TO: Landwirtrechtbewegung
SUBJECT: RE:A gift for my beloved Stan
Ah, Herr Müller, I thought nobody interested in my story... I'll try to make it short.
First of all, I actually have no name, i'm a plant, plants have no names! Lyekka is name of girl from Stan's dreams. Yes, I can see human thoughts and dreems. Now I have Lyekka's name (Stanley called me so) and her shape. And you may call me "Lyekka" too.
After first day on Lexx I started to eat Stan's enemies, he had more enemies than now. But please, don't think about me like about a cannibal. I'm not a cannibal, because i'm not a human at all.
Stanley loves me because I look like his first love from school and I love him, because he feeds me.
Lexx is flying under flag of Rot Front now and I think I'm a Hessian too.
So, I hope I told you enough, Herr Müller. Hope you will answer soon and~ Oh, Stan's coming! I can't spoil our little surprise! Bye, Herr Müller!
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FROM: Lyekka, man-eating plant woman
LOCATION: Lexx
TO: Landwirtrechtbewegung
SUBJECT: RE(2):A gift for my beloved Stan
Stan's gone to bed and I can answer your questions. As you see, I have a human shape and I saw several times how Stanley send messages. That's not too hard for me. I knew human language after first day on Lexx, as I told you, I'm some kind of... How it is? Telepatic, right? So, learning your language wasn't hard for me. Other words, I'm not a regular plant, as you see.
So Miss,
You say that you are a plant, which looks to me like a normal human being. You say that you eat people, that you dont like. You say that you learned our language because of your telepathic abilities. And you want me to give you our guns, to give them to your owner, who loves you because you look like a girl he loved in school, but you are a plant and you love him because he feeds you.
I dont want to be mean, but please, please visit a psychiatrist. This story itself is not bad, but I think you need help. Once you were there and you know that you are a human being, we may talk about this gift again.
Ha-ha-ha! Good, good, I like your style, Herr Müller! But unfortunately, this thing told you truth. I saw how she eat men and I enjoyed it! I hope someday she will eat Stanley Tweedle-middle and Zev will become MINE! Ah, nevermind. This thing told you truth, that's all.
Okay...
You can have the guns, just stop with those stories and strange pictures. I dont need them, nor do I want them. And seriously, all of you should visit a doctor.
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FROM: Lyekka, man-eating plant woman
LOCATION: Lexx
TO: Landwirtrechtbewegung
SUBJECT: RE(3):A gift for my beloved Stan