Gas Bill?
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Ah ok i've got the folder.
so..Mr...hmm...I will call you Bill ok?
Bill you are requesting the payment of our gas bill, right?
This makes you most suspicious.
I think you need to pay us, not the other way round.
About two weeks ago one of our Motherships has been damaged during a resupply stop.
Parts of the lower hull were damaged as someone tried to pull something into it.
After our best spotters worked on the case for several days, they were absolutely sure.
The Damage was caused by a gas hose.
Someone must have tried to put the hose into the ship, even though none of our motherships has a gas port.
We did not know who would do such a thing...and now we received your message, Bill.
Lets try to do this in a business-like fashion and just ignore the ethnic motivation behind your direct attack on our mothership.
I hereby present you the garage bill, Bill:
Quote:Zoners Repair Services
Ship Type: ORI Mothership, long version "Flying Fortress"
Damage: deep scratches, front bottom side.
repair costs:
parts: 214.879 SC
working hours: 34h a 865 SC = 29.410
total: 244.289 SC
Payment Method: ORI platinum card.
Bill, we want you to pay for what you have done. As we have no available strike forces to send after you right now,
it will do if you just send the money to ORI-|Recruiting-[you]
It will be used for the many jobless persons in our recruiting centers.
And next time simply check if there is a hole before you put something in it!
[font=Impact]Electric-bill guy or whatever, how about you stop spamming OUR channel and go ask the ORI to pay somewhere else ? hum ?! You can't afford to make a Comm. Channel or what ? That is only ONE reason why we Rotakians don't pay taxes[/size]
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[font=Impact]Electric-bill guy or whatever, how about you stop spamming OUR channel and go ask the ORI to pay somewhere else ? hum ?! You can't afford to make a Comm. Channel or what ? That is only ONE reason why we Rotakians don't pay taxes[/size]
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First off, get out of here worm thing.
Second, that was not a pimped up counter-measure.
It was a nuclear bomb designed to be transported into the core of a star and detonated.
Destabilizing the star itself, if you guys didn't read the manual that came with it that's not my fault, and as for those power cells, I only got word that you were trying to power full size motherships after you had purchased them!
Had I known you wanted to do something like that I would have sold you something other than standard cruiser power cells!
Lack of information on your part is not my fault!
These cores were valued at..... 864,000,356 sirius credits, and since you have the ORI platinum card, I am sure you will be able to get this.
Thank you for shopping with Sirian Electrical Solutions inc.
No!
It was your fault and there is no doubt about it.
You should have told us, everyone knows that ORIs are far too enlightened to read manuals.
And everyone also knows that everything what an ORI purchase will serve a higher purpose...
so don't you excuse your weak power cores for you didn't know that there would be more to this than powering a ship.
You wanted to get the fast money! But not with us!
And how dare you to have prices like that? 864 mios...some people put a bit of steal around that core and call it battleship for that amount of money! Your boldness seems to be infinite!
We are building our own black-hole-device now so we hopefully will not need more of your overpriced and underpowered energy products!
at Ka'zilth: I bet you bought the safety protocols for that channel from this guy. So don't you complain now that it is not working!
If you need to tell us more just go ahead, the ORI are so extremely powerful that it is not a problem for us to handle 2 conversations in one single channel. Hallowed are the ORI!
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[font=Impact]That must be a lesson never to steal safety protocols from Xenos again...that's right, one of our Infiltrators stolen this firewall from a Xeno he captured long ago.
Never mind then, we will just use our own...even if that means more Nomad Juice, we can get it
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