From: Benten Hargrave Price, Corporate Legal Officer
Location: Shimoda prefecture, Planet New Tokyo
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Is this thing on... hello, hello, testing testing.
Ahh good.
Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
I have been instructed by my clients to inform everyone that the grace period for returning stolen Kusari technology is now at an end.
As such we will be using every legal measure at our command to make sure all properties are either returned or destroyed.
Many warnings have gone out so far and we thank those that have responded in a positive light and returned the property in question.
Any requests to keep the said property may be forwarded to this channel.
Otherwise if we catch you with stolen goods, expect repercussions.
Thank you for your time, please continue what ever it is you were doing.
Best regards,
Benten H. Price
Corporate Legal Officer, Samura Heavy Industries.
Come pry it from my cold dead hands, ya over-inflated, egotistical Kusari war profiteer!
Better yet, I will be happy to return it to you Samura-kooks, one lazer-bolt at at time. How about you park your fat, overly-expensive... yet substandard quality trade ships in front of my guns, and let the Dagobaz roger you sideways with a Mortar!
I'd kindly remind you that I have 50,000 units of Kusari gold sitting on Gibraltar we took from your traders. Several shipments of engine components... multiplexors... oh and some rather garish Kusari porn videos.
And if I ever catch you or any of your legal-weasels anywhere near Bretonian Territory, making idle threats about taking back 'stolen' Kusari property again... well they will have to surgically remove my size ten boot from your posterior!
Yours, in god and in service to the Queen,
Sir Jack Fraser,
Her Majesty's Most Diligent Interdiction Wing
Bretonian Armed Forces.
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From: Benten Hargrave Price, Corporate Legal Officer
Location: Shimoda prefecture, Planet New Tokyo
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Hello Sir Fraser.
My clients have instructed me to inform you that they did indeed find your message quite humorous and would like me to thank you on their behalf.
They do hope you enjoy the 50,000 units you have as they are enjoying the far more numerous amount already taken through the failed defensive line in Bretonia.
I do hope you feel better now that you have gotten that off your chest.
Maybe next time you could do a small amount of research and notice that that vessel was not even addressed as it really is not our concern.
Please run along and play pirate boy instead of doing your part in the failed war mongering of Bretonia, I hear they need every man they can get lately.
But I do understand that you might not want to risk your self fighting your enemy when it is far safer to try and hunt down civilians.
Best regards,
Benten H. Price
Corporate Legal Officer, Samura Heavy Industries.
Sir Jack pointed me in your direction, and for that I thank him. You need to check your transmission protocols, you arrogant arse. Next time be more careful, and don't transmit on an open spectrum!
Take your demands, hustle over to the Imperial palace, and wipe your Imperial Majesy's arse with them, dear boy. Your pathetic posturings hold no weight with us. We will be happy to add many more Samura vessels to our already lengthy list of Kusari fighters, bombers, destroyers and battleships scuttled so far.
We're obviously doing our jobs right to have elicited this sort of idiotic transmission.
All the best
Sir Fortunatus Wright
Her Majesty's Most Diligent Interdiction Wing
From: Benten Hargrave Price, Corporate Legal Officer
Location: Shimoda prefecture, Planet New Tokyo
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Greetings angry children.
Back in my day we would just bend you over the knee to deal with your kind, but I guess Bretonia is quickly running out of civil, decent people.
Have a jolly good jumping up and down in your tantrums while we go back to dealing with the people we actually care about.
Best regards,
Benten H. Price
Corporate Legal Officer, Samura Heavy Industries.
a Libertonian Buffoon with a Kusari fetish, threatening to put me over his knee and give me a good spanking...
Would be entertaining if this man weren't, supposedly, in the legal field.
What's next? Law suits against the Bretonian Crown for loss of earnings during a war that you blood thirsty profiteers orchestrated?
Oh and as for the Gold you have taken from Dublin... I assure you, I will extract every ingot from the hides of your ships and crews. You see, the people of Dublin, and Bretonia, know all too well of Kusari greed. And we drove your economy to stagnation once, we shall do so again.
I can't wait till your Samura bosses fire your incompetent behind for this hideous loss of face.
Oh and I send this to you, from the Bridge of a captured Kusari Destroyer, sipping Bretonian tea brewed in a pot taken from one of your flying tea-house Ryujinns. After this I am going to go take a shower, put my feet up on an expensive antique Kusari desk I took from a Samura transport, and maybe enjoy some of that Garish pixelated Porn of yours... on second thoughts, if I wanted to see a Kook on his knees begging, I'd just raid one of your transports again.
Sir Jack Fraser,
Her Majesty's Most Diligent Interdiction Wing
Bretonian Armed Forces.
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From: Benten Hargrave Price, Corporate Legal Officer
Location: Shimoda prefecture, Planet New Tokyo
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Yes we know all about you.
I do hope you enjoy those small trinkets you seem to want me to hear about.
My clients shall enjoy Stokes, Glasgow and the Seto systems economy, thank you very much for that.
Here is one thing that might really make your blood boil young man.
I was born on planet Cambridge.
Oh what is that I hear you say.
You see I have already fought for more years in the Bretonian Armed Forces than you have years in total.
You know what it taught me?
That you are a coward sir.
A coward that cries out to be heard to make your self feel better because you know that while others are fighting and dieing on the front lines, you skulk around trying to kill those that have no weapons or military training, my sister can do what you do.
So have you finished yet or would you like to confuse the issue for people that have done nothing to you or your nation just so we can hear what a big boy you are.
This is the last reply you shall receive as I have more important things to do then listen to a whiny little brat try and big note himself.
"Oh look at me I can kill unarmed women and children". Yes very good Jack, time for your nap now, we wouldn't want you to be grumpy son.
Now I would prefer if you would just let this message go to those that need to hear it.
But we both know you are to immature for that.
Best regards,
Benten H. Price
Corporate Legal Officer, Samura Heavy Industries.
As a Freelancer pilot in good standing with the authorities (such as they are) in Coronado, I accept your challenge and shall now turn in my trusty Firefly and seek one of these vessels - simply because I spit in the face of authority!
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(11-21-2013, 12:53 PM)Jihadjoe Wrote: Oh god... The end of days... Agmen agreed with me.