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To all of you birdies out there producing the lovely Nanoloves, and to you yes yes yes you *starts poking
the camera* out there serious-sirian! First I will put my vocal cords to use in order to spit flammab
substances at the Nanoloves spawning fact-ories! HAVE YOU NO SHAME? You produce tiny little fragile
nanoloves with the sole purpose of sending them into slavery! SLAVERY! You expect from the them to make
the ultimate sacrifice, to give their lives to seal the cracks on your metal-birdies, and yet you give them
nothing in return! Have you ever thought about the anguish? Their desires? Would you too die to seal the
cracks of your girlfriend, boyfriend dog, fish, hamster, microbe? Do you know of the hardship they face to
save your puny cell-degeneration cycles from premature decomposition? Do you know how racist the
Sheildhats are? How they commit genocide against the nanoloves tank? No you don't! And you should!
The nanoloves want nothing but this:
And yet the sad reality is
This atrocity needs to stop! And you you you you you *starts poking the camera again* ordinary serious-
sirian busy getting fat and richer and deader. Stop and go show your nanoloves some love! Kiss them make
love to them (quit complaining they are immune to ES TEE DEES), buy them a cookie make their last
moments betters because *eyes wetting* because....they deserve it....*bursts out crying*
Hola, hola, senorita!
You seem to be far too worried about them nano-things. But that's making you blind for the true atrocities out there, the ones the Farmer Alliance is committing daily to serve the Kusari Emperor's evil wishes. Yes, senorita, I'm talking about all those innocent ducks brutally killed by those duck farmers daily to feed the Kusari empire! Can you imagine how many ducks never return to their pond, to their little duckies? Can you imagine what's it like to know one day you'll never return to your pond and never make any foam in your life ever again?! I bet you can't, senorita, I bet you can't!
While your cause is rather noble indeed, I beg you to turn your attention to those innocent ducks as well! You might think it's impossible to save them all, but there's a way, there's always a way! It might seem totally unrelated to you, but shooting down all aggressors to ensure universal peace is the first step to do it, senorita! Once nobody bothers fighting out of fear of the Pond Reapers, they'll all turn their eyes to Kusari and stop this duck genocide while it's still possible!