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------- Id: Mike walker -----------
Greetings
I'm Mike and I work for the Liberty Navy. I'm looking for some weapons that will give me that little extra edge in combat because I'll be honest the weapons the Liberty Navy provide are either too slow or too weak, I need something thats fast and packs a punch.
I'm sure you know exactly how much your equipment counts when your life hangs in the balance, and as for what I'll be useing the weapons for (though I think it's fairly obvious) is shooting pirates and from time to time shooting the infamous Order.
Sorry about that. The Guildmaster wants to be left alone right now. He just stormed out the door with his bottle of tequila in one hand and a basebal bat in the other. I guess the amount of weapon requests and other paperwork got to him. He's no pencil pusher, you see?
I'm his secretary. I'll store your message. I'm sure master Jack will get back to you as soon as he is sober again. But I have no idea when he will be back. He's famous for his lenghty alcohol fueled rampages.
Maybe he gets arrested again, in which case he'll be back in office tomorrow. Or in jail.
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Oh dear that's a shame, I was hopeing to get this done and over with quick. *Sighs* Guess I'll have to wait a little longer before getting some deacent weaponary. But hey if he ends up in jail (Within liberty) I might be able to pull a few strings if you get what im saying *Smiles*. Let me know when he gets back will you?
We've located him Commissioner Easly. Mr. Jack is in the Hackney District, New London.
Hackney District?!? What insanity led him to that part of the planet? I want a set of eyes on him immediately and a full report.
Aye sir. There are a couple of constables already confronting him.
Is he in custody?
No sir. Apparently, Mr. Jack is wielding an ancient weapon with some degree of proficiency.
What kind of ancient weapon?
Uh. A baseball bat sir. Specifically, a Louisville Slugger.
Take the blasted thing away from him.
They can't sir. Everytime they come near he starts swinging at them in an attempt to defend his near empty bottle of tequila.
Can they talk him down peacefully?
Negative sir. He just keeps raving on and on about inane weapon requests.
I see. Has he hurt anyone?
No sir. However, there are reports of some property damage at a women's lingerie shop named Burleska Corsets.
What in God's name was he doing there?
Well sir, from what we've ascertained, he apparently misread the sign on the door.
Misread the sign?
Aye sir. He thought it said, "Burly Corsairs".
Oh my...
Indeed sir. Reports indicate that he shattered the windows, and upon entering, screamed something about how he always knew that Corsairs were a bunch of cross-dressing, panty wearing stiffs.
Good grief. Just tell our boys to break out the pepper spray and be done with it.
Done sir...We have him in custody.
Finally. Throw him in a holding cell till he sobers up. Send a message to Sheffield Station that we have their guildmaster.
I just received word that master Jack has been arrested and thrown in jail. So he won't be doing any paperwork until we get him out. He will get back to you as soon as he is turned free.