Lets get right down to business.I am a Mercenary and I would like to purchase one of your Orca gunboat class vessels. Now before you go saying that that is completely out of the question, allow me to explain myself. I was once the Vice President of a corporation that went south and during these hard times I have had to fulfill bounties in order to keep myself afloat. I have found it difficult to do so in any average vessel. You see, I was watching a small dogfight between one of your orcas and a rogue gunboat and it hit me. I will never be able to effectively fulfill bounties without the use of a more powerful vessel and your Orca takes the cake. If accepted I will obviously tack on a monetary donation to the BHG on top of the price of the ship as well as sign a contract of loyalty to the BHG and will at no point open fire on anyone in a BHG ship.
I hope you will consider my request,
Safe Flights and Happy Hunting
Funny joke, yes? Anyway, we need more proof of your standings. Everyone is ever so lawful and kind to old people when they want our technology. Few actually are. And that reflects poorly on the Guild. And we have our name and reputation to consider.
Normally master Jack responds to these (numerous) requests but when I mentioned this message to him he threatened to throw me out the window along with the computer the message was on.
So you'll have to deal with me. And I want to see more proof. then, maybe, I'll consider it.
Do not fret, I understood at the time of this transmission that it would be very slim odds. I will gladly prove my loyalty to the Bounty Hunters Guild and hope that in time I may re-visit this request. I hope to be seeing you in space shortly. You will be hearing my name and with luck you will hear of my "good deeds."
We will be keeping our eyes open. If we like what we see, getting an Orca is surely not impossible. I do hope you understand our 'reluctancy' to give away our technology on a whim. Too often we had to deal with repo actions and loud raids on space stations to get our stuff back.