So, got bored in skype, made these IDs for lulz. None are trolling, its just for laughs.
I will make sure to show what I made and what someone else made.
Admins:
JihadJoe ID:
Can trade and escort traders
Can only fufill,bountt contracts if using his Rapist-we mean Reaver
Can engage anyone who cals his Reaver a rapist (He is, we all know that)
Allowed Ships: Durango, Reaver craft, RoS ships
Zelot ID:
Cannot trade or escort traders
Can fufill bounties if he ever logs his Reaver
Can only engage if the person blames him
Cannot commit unlawful actions in all houses but Kusari, where he can so anything he wants.
Can only be killed by spamming B.L.A.M.E Missiles
Allowed Ships: Reaver Mercenary Co. Craft and Satsuma
Doc Holliday ID:
Can trade and escort traders
Can fufill bounties
Can be awesome
Can commit unlawful actions but doesnt, hence why he is awesome
Can engage any Gallic Princess in a Valor anywhere in Sirius
Allowed Ships: Med Force One, Med Force Two
Mods:
Dab ID:
Cannot trade or escort Traders
Can collect bounties
Can only engage within the Snowdab system
Allowed Ships: Blossom, Orchid, Doomshrimp, Valor, Aquilon
[quote name='ProwlerPC' post='1518033' date='Aug 19 2011, 08:44 AM']
ProwlerPC ID
May be used to attack any ID within ZoI.
May be allied with anyone willing to join an overwhelming force.
May use any hostile faction's cap ship but must lose every battle with them.
May expand ZoI with simple declaration of war.
Must do an unlawful action for every lawful action.
Cannot Q_Q after losing any battle no matter the circumstances.
Must be a part of at least one conspiracy at any given time. May use the ability to edit another's forum post to prove that ProwlerPC is a moderator
Ships allowed: GMG ships, 5k Transports, Hostile Capital ships.
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Members:
Anne ID:
Can be awesome to a degree that is unfounded besides Doc
Can ally with anyone
Can absolutely own
Will always be allied with: Jayce, Miranda, Jeremy, Hades, Kiera, Amelia, DRV
Can be a gurl))) on the internet
Allowed Ships: GREEN BRICK OF DOOM
[10:20:17 PM] Dane Summers (LJS):
Jeremy ID
can trade and escort traders
cannot collect bounties
only allowed weapons : Keyblade
allowed ships: Raven's Talon, Nephthys, Pytho, Storm, Osiris
Can only be killed by a flamethrower (on behalf of Ivan)
Hot Rod Wrote:His Jeremy ID.
Jeremy ID:
May get impaled by swords.
May nuke Manhattan.
May nuke Toledo.
Can be a recipient of trollastic behaviour.
Can smuggle teenage girls.
Can ally with Bolevara.
Cannot ally with Golanski.
Ships allowed: Nephthys
Tabris ID:
Can trade and escort Traders
Cannot fufill,bounty contracts
Can be a boss with Destroyers
Can be a boss on his LRF ships
Can ally with any revolutionary
Allowed ships: Alsterblut, Lithuania, LRF craft
Dane ID:
Can trade and escort traders
Can attempt to take bounties
Can engage anything, but most likely fail, around Freeport 1
Can ally with anyone who wishes to defend Freeport 1
Allowed ships: Whichever one he hasnt blown up yet.
[quote name='Snak3' post='1517735' date='Aug 19 2011, 12:16 AM']
Snak3 ID
Can do anything.
Can't be blamed.
Can victimize himself.
Can troll only morons.
Can fly only the ships he wants to.
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[quote name='Thaela' post='1517741' date='Aug 19 2011, 12:20 AM']
Thaela ID
Can Do anything He Wants
Can Fly any ship he wants
can troll whoever he wants
can pirate whoever he wants
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Ivan Wrote:Ivan/Catbert ID
Can trade, but doesn't want to
Can collect bounties, but can't be bothered with paperwork
Can act as a female magnet on his =LSF=
Can act as a male magnet on his =LSF= alt (*sighs*)
Can not use Avenger and Nephthys
Can not use anything bigger than a gunboat (see line 1)
Can not mount Capital Armor Upgrades of mark VI and higher (see line 1 again)
Can not use any weapons with refire rate higher than 4.00 and speed higher than 650 m/s
Can not use mines
Can not ally with any Order| if they ally with LOlder during =LSF= raids. This rule doesn't apply if Order| players ally with Order
Allowed ships: anything that can shotgun, like 2.00 Guardian, 2.00 Wraith, 4.00 Templar, Cuirassier with Maquis guns (it can shotgun!), Order Bastet, Odin with Lasers (an exception!); anything else he can afford
Note: "Can not" lines reflect the attitude and capabilities of the player and are not actual prohibitions.
DRV Wrote:DRV ID:
Cannot trade or escort traders
Can only fufuill bounties if it helps CBF
Can get mad if someone calls CBF a terrorist faction
Can only ally with The.Chosen.One
Allowed ships: Whatever Smeagle flew
[quote name='Kurosaur' post='1517747' date='Aug 19 2011, 12:31 AM']
Kurosaur ID
Can trade and escort traders.
Can smuggle and escort smugglers.
Can pirate anywhere within Liberty and the Independent Worlds.
May attack only transports and capital ships.
May attack any lolwuts or Kusarians on sight.
May not collect or place bounties.
Ships allowed: Werewolf, Barghest, Democritus, Pirate Transport, Lane Hacker Gunship, Heavy Lifter, Mafic, Vache
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Joey ID:
Cannot trade but can escort traders, especially if in Havana
Can fufill bounties, especially in Havana
Can shoot anything he wants with Havana
Allowed ships: HA-FRACKING-VANA
Can trade anything and make a huge profit of it
can not smite admins
shall not smite lolwuts
Can at shoot any annoyance at will
Cannot be shot back
Alllowed ships: any and all ships worth trading in.
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Sadtranslation ID:
Can trade and escort traders
Can fufill bounties
Can cyber 24/7, mostly with Terry
Can shoot anyone
Can be funny
Can be a snubwhore
Can be epic in a Guardian, and can give said Guardian to a pill-addicted girl to allow her to leave an evil half-naked whore.
Can only ally with: RF, LN, Hogosha, Gaians, Terry, Jeremy, Anne, and anyone else who needs mentioning
Allowed ships: Anything
Terry ID:
Cannot trade but can escort traders
Can fufill bounties
Can shoot anything he desires
Can cyber (mostly with sadtranslation)
Can be awesome
Can troll
Must cyber with sadtranslation at least once a day
Allowed ships: Anything. Because he's a rich SoB
Can trade anything anywhere.
Can break embargos and blockades wherever he so chooses without inRP repercussions.
Can be a cool powertrader.
Can be trolled by anyone at anytime, including mods and admins.
Can counter-troll anyone trolling him, including mods and admins.
Can only engage lolwuts, those who suck at PvP, and people sitting still (by insta-kill only).
Can start and stop religious discussions whenever he so chooses.
Can act against the crowd and become hated for it at any given time.
Can haggle and argue with pirates, even Lane Hackers.
Cannot fly any transports with less than 3000 cargo.
Cannot be pirated for cargo.
Cannot own more than 500 million SC at one time.
Can overrule faction RP for his own RP.
Can +1 wherever he so chooses.
[quote name='Saint Del' post='1517780' date='Aug 19 2011, 01:46 AM']
Reverend Del ID
Can burst over inflated egos with a word.
Can trade with any faction regardless of diplomacy.
Cannot PvP ever.
Cannot abide idiots and trolls.
Cannot connect to Discovery Servers, any kind.
Allowed ships: Any, all and otherwise.
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[quote name='TheJarl' post='1517796' date='Aug 19 2011, 01:58 AM']
TheJarl ID
Cannot trade, but can escort traders
Can only engage reactionaries with words
Can incite revolutions within ZoI
Can start a political discussion in any skype chat within ZoI
Cannot equip guns except Lugers
Cannot follow commands
Allowed ships: Liberator, Lane Hacker Gunship, Spyglass, Hell FM
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[quote name='Dane Summers' post='1517817' date='Aug 19 2011, 02:49 AM'] n00bl3t ID
Can Trade Cabbages, and escort Cabbage Traders
Can run Freeport 9 LIKE A BAOSS
Can only pilot Zoner Capital Ships if Equipped with CAU8
Can post in any thread pointing out obvious conspir[A]cy
Cannot be engaged by anyone part of obvious conspir[A]cy
Cannot ally with anyone part of obvious conspir[A]cy
Always considered Hostile to members of obvious conspir[A]cy
Allowed ships: Jinkusu, Aquilon
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[quote name='Veygaar' post='1517821' date='Aug 19 2011, 02:57 AM']
Made by Dane
Rorry ID
Cannot trade and escort traders
Can demand only cargo from traders and shoot them if they refuse
May not collect bounties
May always be the subject of lawful ganks
Allowed weapons: Anything zonerzonerzoner
Allowed ships: Hacked Kusari Explorer
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Omicron Wrote:Golanski ID
Can post anything on ICHS.
Can troll anyone in Omicrons.
CAN NOT trade with cargo lower than 4300.
Can engage anything in Omicrons at sight.
Can restrict Omicron™.
Can travel to Bastille and back at will.
Can ally with: n00bl3t, Jeremy Hunter, TheJarl, JihadJoe, Pacific, Zoners
Can ninja your kills.
CAN NOT ally with: conspir[A]cy, Kus[A]ri, Cors[A]irs
MUST have a character named: Pink.Spartan.Trollanski.aka.Leonidas.Crusher.Of.Balls , somehow.
Allowed guns: Krakens, Zonerzonerzoner, Order guns
Allowed ships: Juggernaut, Order shipline, RoS shipline, GMG shipline, Sabre
[quote name='Doj' post='1518005' date='Aug 19 2011, 08:03 AM']
Cabulb ID:
Can not troll.
Must be trolled.
Can create signatures made of pure epic.
Cannot fly any ships other than Ageira tagged ones.
Must be pirated by [XTF]Dodge at least twice each day. (Only applies for 4.84)
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Danny ID:
Can trade, but is too lazy to
Can take bounties
Can be a PVP whore
Must be a PVP whore
Must have insane lag
Allowed ships: Incursus, Katana, Daito Sabre, Togo, Wraith and Insurgent
SeaFalcon Wrote:Carrie Dababi ID
Can only be used together with BHG and BHG Core ID.
Can only be used when divorced/married with a certain human being.
Must say erm...
Must say eh...
Must say hmmhm...
Can be raped.
Must be shy.
Everything else is done by RP.
Ships allowed: Ki, Greyhound, Guardian, Bactarian, Griffin
Can trade and escort whoever he wants, until he decides to lure them into a pirate trap because they offered him more money.
Can shoot the thruster off a ship with his SNAC and then taunt you unmerciful as you still try to dodge.
Can fulfil bounty contracts.
Allowed to turn into the eight ships shooting at him in hope of killing a few of them.
Allowed to engage anybody not flying a bomber. And that doesn't include the bombers that wouldn't be able to fight fighters, like the Challenger and Waran.
Allowed to use apostrophes in place of the letter h when playing Roger Claymore and his space chav pirate.
When setting up a guard ship, he is allowed to cheat and buy the ID on another ship and transfer it over. Because repping a second ship for the QCP is for pussies.
Allowed ships: Rocs, Rocs, and more Rocs
Carrying unmounted IDs in your ship, as well as not equipping an ID, is a serious crime punishable by a twenty minute subjection to the Knights Who Say Ni.
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Doj ID:
Can trade and escort Traders of the USI only
Can fufill bounties
Can be awesome in a loldente
Can rage at Jeremy for seemingly unknown reasons
Can get trolled while trying to change
Can counter-troll in self defense only
Can engage any trolls within his line of sight
[quote name='Ram' post='1518091' date='Aug 19 2011, 09:35 AM']
Nico ID:
Can only use cracked visors with blood drippin out (Sirslicey):cool:
Can Trade/Escorte anyone
Can get away with almost anything
Can only be killed by stabbing (Yeah Jeremy) :cool:
Can Stab in OCC/RP without getting in trouble on system chat
Can kill everyone except Torch Rose's FL Accounts
Ships: Anything that owns
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[quote name='Redfire912' post='1518092' date='Aug 19 2011, 09:36 AM'] Ka`zilth ID: A player carrying this ID is a Ka`zilth who:
Cannot trade or escort traders
Cannot mine
Cannot fulfill bounty contracts but may demand human organs to release the stolen blue messages
Can smuggle
Can only demand credits, slaves, blue messages and destroy ships if they refuse to comply
Can terrorize or attempt to terrorize any House at will except Kusari
May only Q_Q about gank squads in Rheinland and powetraders which escape
May only talk gibberish except when pirating
Cannot use any ships with more then 360 cargo hold except the Kusari explorer
Cannot morally demand anyone properly pronounce his name
Cannot pirate/harm/terrorize/kidnap/kill/eat/sell/buy any Zoners or Junkers except at sell defense, Junkers are excluded in case Ka`zilth is no longer a Renegade
Ships allowed:Wasuppu, Saucer, bombers, Kusari explorer, Camara
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[quote name='Kalliste' post='1518098' date='Aug 19 2011, 09:44 AM'] Player wearing this ID is a Silver Reaver who:
Can only trade in death and bluemsg's.
Can only mine nukes.
Can fly drunk in front of Liberty Police Inc.
Can get her feelings hurt by Kruger Mafics and then runaway like a little girl.
Can tell Reaver associates to go make bio's. And then laugh when they see the bbcode.
Can engage anyone for a dance at will.
Must drink Jack Daniels, all the day, all the time.
Cannot tolerate missile gunboats.
Can and will use anti-matter against fighter vessels.
Can laugh when Cobalt explodes again by his own dual-novas.
Can love anyone.
Ships Allowed: Black 'Betty' Dragon (loves her Betty), Mamoru (top junker killer), Mafic Del Cid (as per Aerelm's design)
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Pilgrim Wrote:Pilgrim ID
Pilgrim is a lolwut player that:
- Can powepirate anything he wants
- Can demand a cyber from you
- Totally sucks at PvP except for the Black Dragon
- Will never trade or mine (except mining the miners)
- Is a total RP whore
Allowed ships: Black Dragon, transports and gunboats
[quote name='Yahoo' post='1518170' date='Aug 19 2011, 10:54 AM']
Yahoo ID
-Can trade and escort traders
-Can attack without the prevention.
-Can fulfil bounty contracts.
-Can use Nomads technologies.
-Cannot ally with any unlawfuls
-Cannot participate in any unlawful action.
Allowed ships: Hathor, Liberty Gunboat, Storm, Labraid, Partisan, Bayonet, Insurgent, Waran, Stork, Royal Liner, Typhoon, Geb, Osiris, Valor, Jinkusu.
:cool::lol:
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Can trade and escort Traders with CAU VIII Hydras.
Can gank whoever he wants at will.
Can be ganked while using Voidrunners.
Can massacre everyone and everything in Omega 7 with CAU VIII Nammus.
Can fulfill bounty contracts but won't because he's a lazy bastard.
Can troll.
Can support Dab anywhere in Sirius.
Cannot fight fair.
Cannot give a damn if you Q_Q when ganked.
Cannot file sanction reports due to laziness.
Cannot like Rheinland in any way.
Allowed ships: CAU VIII Nammus, CAU VIII Hydras, Voidrunners, Nyxes, OP Katanas and the Rubicon.
Carrying unmounted IDs in your ship, as well as not equipping an ID, is a serious crime punishable by an admin declared fair fight with a random individual.
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- can trade and escort traders
- can only trade in Gate/Lane Parts
- can demand Gate/Lane Parts from any ship
- can engage Lane Hackers at will, anywhere in Sirius
- can charge into California's pirate alley in the style of Leroy Jenkins
- cannot pirate in Liberty
- cannot escape ANZLAG
Permitted ships: Ageira Transports; Anything that requires a tech request; Pueblo Station.
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Killer Rose ID
The user of this ID is a Rose with killer thorns
Can use 10 year old memes at will
Can angegae any trolls and lose
Cannot collect bounties
Cannot issue any successful bounties
Can only ally with: SMGSterlin, Doj, Jeremy_Hunter
Can be trolled at anytime
Allowed ships: Bulldog, Liberator, Lane Hacker Gunship, Spyglass
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Luka ID
The user of this ID is a Macross Missile Massacrer
Can trade and Escort Traders
Can claim he is Neutral-Good
Can only commit unlawful actions in Kusari, Gallia and Rheindland
Can hate Rheindland Military and claim they're Lawful-Evil
Can be a Party Tank
Can be zerg rushed by Corsairs and Rheindland Military
Can ally with anyone that hates Rheindland Military, Gallic lawfuls and Kusari Lawfuls and Claim they're
Lawful-evil.
Allowed ships: M.R.L.S.S (Multi Rocket Launch Spam Ships)
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[quote name='Aurigae' post='1518210' date='Aug 19 2011, 11:31 AM']
Lagnom ID
Vessels carrying this ID are controlled by the Lagnom, who :
Cannot fulfill bounty contracts,
Cannot demand cargo or credits,
Cannot attack other ships except for lagsnipes
Cannot have ping lower than 9001
Can spontaneously barge into a thread locking stuff and removing oversized things.
Cannot dislike lolcats or have a non-lolcat avatar
Allowed ships: Voidrunner, Lagging Barge of Doom.
Not going WTF upon seeing Lagnom's ping is a serious crime.
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[quote name='Jack_Henderson' post='1518227' date='Aug 19 2011, 11:55 AM']
ID Jack Henderson:
Can mine and protect miners.
Can trade in ore only. Exception: can trade everthing on the way back to the ore site.
Can attack in preemtive self defense when Hogosha are within the range of 5 systems.
Can escort traders, although he has no real knowledge of holes and systems.
Cannot explore Sirius, but must stay to the populated rp systems.
Can only win fights on the forum or when hidden in large numbers of allies.
Cannot be shot at while typing, because that makes him a sad panda.
Cannot collect bounties, but can put bounties on lots of people.
Cannot use transports with less than CAU6 for the sheer number of enemies that want to pirate him.
Cannot enter Kusari and O7 with peaceful intentions for the next 4 weeks.
Allowed ships: IMG and civilian ships. Shared caps that are eaten fast by any enemy.
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Can trade and escort traders but he won't
Can receive PMs while fighting (only at that time)
Can't have more than 3 million credits
Must listen to metal music while playing on RM
Must be in RM
Can threat any RM members with cleaning work
Can use any transports and log out in 3 minutes
Must be a hungarian pvpwhore
Allowed ships: Wraith
Allowed weapons: Codies
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[quote name='NDiavolo' date='Aug 19 2011, 05:19 PM' post='1518536']
NDiavolo ID
Can smuggle trade, escort smugglers and traders, but will mostly pirate them instead
Can mine, Cannot escort miners
Can be subject of ciryllic questions.
Can forumlance
Can pirate succsesfully, however:
Can be shot on sight by any trader, even if he didn't state any demand
Can be Q_Q'd with at least 20 lines after a succsesful act of piracy
Can be subject of a rules-lawyer
Cannot encounter complying traders
Cannot encounter english speaking traders
Cannot fly ships with CAU 8
Cannot kill Light Fighters, Gunboats and Battlecruisers
Cannot kill in Light Fighters, Gunboats and Battlecruisers
Cannot participate in succsesful battles in Hamburg
Jayce ID:
The Player carrying this ship is Jayce, who:
Can request tech from anyone.
Can engage people that deny his tech requests.
Can only ally with: Kaiwren
Allowed ships: Liberator, Zephyr, Perilous.
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Must be suspended on the forums at least once a month or bane is permittet
Is not allowed to successfully dodge in anything except for a Nyx
May pirate and engage transports and freighters in capital ships
Misses his backwards R on his forum name
Is permitted to cause massive amounts of Q_Q when listing his factions
Must pretend his dead commie faction's still relevant
Must cyber with Jeremy Hunter all day, erryday
May only collect bounty contracts on Outcasts, and only with his cardamine-addicted IMG character
Must troll Sterlin in Skype
May or may not lulz around in New York by spamming "I hope my cargo hold full of <OORP device> fetches a good price."
May ally with: Jeremy Hunter, Jayce, Anne (when she's not busy ignoring him on Skype and every chat they're in), Kurosaur, Donut, Gheis, and anyone who cybers with him and uses proper English while doing so.
Turn into a bitch at 1 AM for no reason at all
Allowed ships:
Camera Ship, Fighters, Freighters, Transports, Gunboats, Cruisers, Zephyr, Zephyr, Battleships, Nyxes, and anything produced by Solar Engineering
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[quote name='William Frederick Cody' date='Aug 19 2011, 05:56 PM' post='1518597']
W.F.Cody ID
The user of this ID is a Liberty capitalist swine, who:
Can only deal in code named fighter guns and ship equipment
Can demand as much as he wants
Cannot hunt wrecks for code name guns
Cannot move more than 2 inches away from Norfolk shopyard, NY
Have to communicate polite close to brownnosing
Have to pay large sums to all codes deliverers
Have to fulfil all customers wishes
is rich
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[quote name='DarthBindo' date='Aug 19 2011, 06:28 PM' post='1518620']
Eichann Rush ID
This pilot is identified as Eichann Rush, and
-May cause BMM to QQ.
-May cause major rage among miners.
-May outfight you, verbally, spacially, and mentally.
-May pirate.
-Will pirate you. Right now.
-No seriously.
-Run.
-Are you stupid?
-STOP READING, HIT CM'S AND CRUISE GOGOGOGOGO OH GOD HE'S GOT YOU.
-I hope you're not an idiot. He hates idiots. Don't say anything stupid,
-Don't run. Don't move. Don't even breathe.
-You failed the test and he wants all your cargo? Too bloody damn bad. He's got you dead to rights.
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The pilot carrying this ID is a Shining Wisp, who:
-Can trade and escort traders
-Cannot fulfill bounty contracts
-Could pirate, but doesn't want to
-Cannot emmit a sentence in a public chatter without "Oi"
-Must make Revan laugh
-Can enter any system even if someone tells him not to
-Will troll ocasionally
-Must have problems with his Freelancer
-Is limited to freighters, except Pelican
-Is forbidden to join any faction
Allowed ships: Any civilian, preferably Arrow, or Pelican.
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Add your own if you want and I'll add them here. All are for lulz, so have fun. Please avoid trolling.
Natsumi Hideyoshi (The Order) | Alexis Hunter (Liberty Navy) |
Can trade and escort traders.
Can smuggle and escort smugglers.
Can pirate anywhere within Liberty and the Independent Worlds.
May attack only transports and capital ships.
May attack any lolwuts or Kusarians on sight.
May not collect or place bounties.
Ships allowed: Werewolf, Barghest, Democritus, Pirate Transport, Lane Hacker Gunship, Heavy Lifter, Mafic, Vache
A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay,
brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.