After some long drinks, remodeling, and jettision-involved bodies, the Reaver Recruitment is now open.
T'is Silver, Copper and Titanium here.
What i want is your life story, kills you made and i mean real frackin' links to the booms.
If we like, you get in on a trial period.
If you frack up in the trial period, i get to send Titanium here to develop her weird talent of killing people with her hands and tea spoons.
*A slight sigh is heard in the background*
If we don't like your file, you all know better not to nag us again.
'Nough said.
Let the beepin' commence. We wanna hear your sob stories.