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****Comm ID: Arbiter Jack Crow****
****location: Classified****
Gentlemen,
Is there a reason for this vessel being parked on Rochester against my explicit instructions? I'm sure you can appreciate how it would be bad for us both to give the Navy an incentive to be poking around the base.
That kind of thing happens from time to time. It is a mere result of someone playing with our capital ship holographic projector confuzzlement device (Codename : thereisnospoon).
****Incoming Transmission****
****Comm ID: Arbiter Jack Crow****
****location: Classified****
Well obviously not since spyglasses are a myth anyway. No one I know has ever actually really seen one. So, I guess we both understand each other pretty well then.