Officer Thomas O' Malley walks into the chief's office and looks around and notices the chief Matt Myers snoring away in his office wanting not to disturb him he puts a letter on is desk that will soon be read by the chief when he wakes.. The Letter is as follows"
Quote:To Chief Matt Myers
I am writing this letter to inform you of my resignation to the LPI. I have learned a lot of different ways of doing police footwork and enjoyed the time in the private force but it is my time to move on.
Here is my shield and my patriot's access key.
I will be joining the LSF for more exciting work with the big guys and I would applicate any references from you on that matter.
Sincerely Thomas O' Malley
I put my required shield and access key on his desk.
Saluted and walked out of the chief's office for the last time..
Matt Myers felt something in his gut, so he bolted upright as the door was swinging shut. He found the note and the keys. All he could do was laugh to himself.
"O' Malley, you be perhaps the smartest man in da LPI, foo! Only stupid people stay in here for long!"
The feeling in his gut gone, he passes out from the exertion of reading the note and talking.