Synth Foods slogan contest

[SimonBlack]

INCOMING TRANSMISSION]
Sender: Synth Foods, Inc. commercial managment
Destination: Advertising channel A05
Subject: Commercial

[MESSAGE BEGINS]

Greetings creative customer!

Synth Foods, Inc. are declaring a slogan compettion.

Create your slogan for Synth Foods, Inc. and claim your 10 million credits prize.

Commercial managment will select one winner whose slogan will be adopted for adveritsment purposes and also put on bounty board. We will gladly incorporate your suggestions.

Convert your creativity to credits in expense of our commerce.

Submit your entries NOW!

[MESSAGE ENDS]

//Propose slogans here

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Character background summaries:
Red Hessians Major Matthias Schwarz
Golden Chrysanthemums Chusa Fumiko Shimazu

[ian]

Comm ID: Captain Ian of the Endeavour and Atlantia
Subject: Slogan competition


*transmission begins*

"Synth Foods - so good it should be Illegal"
"Synth Foods - because people dont need real food"
"Synth Foods - we do what we want because we can"
"Synth Foods - pasting all over the competition"
"Synth Foods - because we wuv you"
"Synth foods - producing paste since 706AS"
"Synth Foods - because no one else can create food like us"
"Synth Foods - our pastes can even be used to keep your wallpaper up"
"Synth Foods - your already eating our paste so why stop now?"
"Synth Foods - no other paste is like ours"


:)

Ian out.

*transmission ends*

[SimonBlack]

Of course not, as many as you like.:)

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Character background summaries:
Red Hessians Major Matthias Schwarz
Golden Chrysanthemums Chusa Fumiko Shimazu

[Xing]

Technologies that feeds Sirius - Synth Food

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[Reverend Del]

The Paste that pastes the competition - Synth Foods

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Saint Del is considered a holy healer of diseases of children, but also as a protector of cattle.

[Angelfire]

heh heh... Synthetic Weed!

'Know Synth Know Trippin! - No Synth No Trippin!'



Or: 'You aint got the munchies till Synth gives you the munchies!'

heh heh

ok..sorry..seriously then:


'Synth Foods - The Sirius Life Source.'

'Synth Foods - We Deliver the Goods!'

'Synth Foods - The Sirius Life Source since '802...'

'Synth Foods - Putting the 'Zing' in Xing!'

heh heh

[Heartless]

Synth Foods; Quality products that don't seem fake!

Synth Foods; Quality is our middle name!

Synth Foods; Have it your style!

Synth Foods; How strong is Synth Food's name? How many other Food companies can you remember?

Synth Foods; Celebrate the moments of your life!

Synth Foods; Look for the Synth Food name!

I'll add more when I come up with them.

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SwissScorch --> Heartless

[legiodes]

I can't be the only one who reads "Synth Foods" as 'Soylent Foods', can I?

'This message is brought to you by Synth Red and Synth Yellow, high energy synthetic-vegetable concentrates, and new, delicious, Synth Green. The miracle food of high-energy, artifical plankton gathered from our hydrophonic labs across Sirius.'

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[BLS]-Satiel | [BLS]-Lucius.Satiel

[Zelot]

"SynthFoods....IT'S PEOPLE....people"



"SynthFoods, So good you'll think it's real"



"Synthfoods, Bringing Fake food to your real table"



"SynthFoods, Corrupting Economies since 805 A.S."



I'll see if my muse gives me more.

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[NonSequitor]

Synth Foods: Feast in a Tube!

Synth Foods: Eat and be Merry Today, for Tomorrow You Shall Die. (Idea for ad-campaign in the Omegas and Omicrons)

Synth Foods: All of the Flavor with All of the Additives.

Synth Foods: Tastebud Tempting and Unrecognizable!

Synth Foods: Mystery Meat of the Sirius Sector