COMM ID:Joshua Ashfield TARGET ID:Cristina Valeria Hunter ENCRYPTION:Cloaking device!
Chica is incredibly bored today or actually wants me to thank her for saving my ass against those commie dudes in Colorado? I wish you were there earlier so I could have had the Loveland ramming you to death before that brick exploded. But speaking of manners, let me whisper in your ear 'nuclear mines warfare', ye?
Comm ID: Cristina Valeria Hunter Target ID: Capitán Ashfield Encryption: Trying to hack it will get you killed, not joking
Josh, Josh, Josh, oh mi corazón, I am terribly sorry for being the lazy person I am, after all these months you should have noticed that already. But, wasting a whole Dreadnought just for me ?
That's, I don't know...soooooo sweet of you, really I am so close to cry tears of joy. I can't remember somebody who wanted to do this, really, thank you, my dear.
And you still remember that I had a crush on 'nucler mines warfare' a.k.a. explosions, ach, there aren't many things that are more enjoyable than explosions. So, Josh, I heard you like commies ?
COMM ID:Joshua Ashfield TARGET ID:Cristina Valeria Hunter ENCRYPTION:Cloaking device!
Hey, I was sure your Hellfire machos already offered you enough wasted dreadnoughts, so now don't come saying that incident was my Valentine's Day gift. That was the worst screw-up witnessed in the Navy ever, but why going into details? The hell, why am I even telling you my life?
Whatever, explosions you said? You know I'm more than willing to shove a nuke into your... Sabre's cockpit. That should be an enjoyable explosion, admit it.
PS: About commies, that day the tractor beam caught a piece of hull with a big damn red star painted on it. Totally unrelated, I know.
Ach, you know, my 'machos' are adorable killers, you're right, they bring me a lot of wasted Dreadnoughts and that stuff. Buuuuuuuut my dear, that little incident was a nice gift for me. I mean...
COMMIES EVERYWHERE, I swear, this truly was one of the best days of my life, so much things to shoot, oh god, I wish I could travel back in time and repeat it.
If you really want to 'shove a nuke into my Sabre's cockpit', nice selection of words by the way, couldn't have said it with more style, go for it. But, Josh, CAPITÃN, remember, last time you tried it, you ended up with a lot of Mini Razors eating through your Guardian's hull. I still don't get how you can fly that crap, it's just soooooooo damn awful.
Anyway, I love trophies and I lack something with a red star on it. So be nice and bring me that piece of hull you were talking about, it really would make me a happy person.
COMM ID:Joshua Ashfield TARGET ID:Cristina Valeria Hunter ENCRYPTION:duBst3p<34l3xch4in
Goddamnit, don't you have better things to do? Who the hell gave you my comms codes?
Also, not so fast: I agree this so-called peak of military technology known as Guardian could do way better, and I'm not especially good at handling ladies who want to whip me with a Mini Razor, buuut still, even if I can't shove a nuke, repair bill will be always there for both of us. Oh well, someday one of us will have to intercept one of our escape pods. Thrilling.
Aaaand what did you say? Giving you my red star? Just because I can't find a place to hang it doesn't mean I'm gonna give it away that easily, chica.
Comm ID: Cristina Valeria Hunter Target ID: Joshua "Hello I like Missiles" Ashfield Encryption: Quack
But but but, that red star would look great between all those other trophies I have aboard the Incursus. Buuuuut okay, suit yourself, it's all fine.
Don't be mad about those comm codes, the person that 'gave' me them won't be able to answer, how to say it, uhmmmmmmmm, he exploded after one of my 'machos' copied your famous setup, ye the missile-one, I totally would have loved to let that one alive, after all he gave me what I wanted, buuuuuuut, can't forbid my boys to have fun, ach well, not really important anyway.
And, my dear, you're right, one day, one of us will end up in an escape pod. I'll promise you to behave when I found yours, better pray that none of my 'machos' finds it, or else it'll become hot in the escape pod, and you know how fragile those things are.
COMM ID:Joshua Ashfield TARGET ID:Cristina Valeria Hunter ENCRYPTION:grd14nsux
Pffft, really? I mean, you seriously have copycat machos shooting missiles all over the place? Alright, bring a Mini Razor with you and come play with my Cannonballs, okay? I wanna see which hull turns into molten scrap metal first.
Comm ID: Cristina Valeria Hunter Target ID: Joshua "Plz buff Guardian" Ashfield Encryption: Mama will unleash her wrath upon you if you try to hack it
No, no, no. Not a good plan at all, my dear.
I'm not interested to play with your Cannonballs, it's just way toooo annoying to dodge missiles, you know what I mean. And, I really really hate it if my precious ship is losing one of its precious guns. Last time that happened I had to force somebody to clean the interior of the Ven'Gyr with his toothbrush, just to calm down.
Oh and forget that about the Mini Razor, I recently found a nice piece of technology that is juuuuuust perfect for me, but also for you and your overuse of explosives. Si, you're right, Cruise Disruptors proved to be extremely successful to destroy your beloved Cannonballs, oh god I can already see the explosion and another Guardian would be ready to serve as an addition to New Yorks' scrap fields.
COMM ID:Joshua Ashfield TARGET ID:Cristina Valorederia Hunter ENCRYPTION:grd14nsux
And you think I'm stupid enough to allow you busting my Cannonballs? That would be painful for the ship. Well, not like a piece of junk could have any feeling but err... you got my point.