Have you ever wondered where Ageira Technologies gets all their great ideas? skunkWorks.
The Division in Ageira completely unhampered by silly corporate bureaucracy and budget cuts, devoted to making the most secret secret projects know to Sirius. skunkWorks is so secret, that they are a secret themselves.
skunkWorks Employee 1 exits office, enters dark hallway, and walks to the end of the hallway, opening a door labeled: Waste Disposal Division. There is another skunkWorks employee (2) standing directly outside the door, with a keycard in hand. He is slightly surprised and jumps.
Employee 1: What the HELL!?!?
Employee 2: What the...?
Employee 1: Who the hell are you!?
Employee 2: I'm the...wait, no....that's a secret!
So secret, that even the employees don't know that there are other employees.
But in a once in a lifetime occasion, I was granted an all-access pass by executives at Ageira Technologies to enter the skunkWorks compound, and see for myself the wonders there.
I was given a tour by a skunkWorks employee. On our way to the compound, we rode in a small hover cart. Fortunately, the cart was big enough for me to store my cameras, tripods, and other journalistic equipment. Donning my Sirius New Network ID, I proceeded with great anticipation.
Me: So...what do you do?
skW: Um...that's a secret.
Me: Okay.
skW: What do you do?
Me: *Adjusts SNN ID around neck*
skW: *Squinting* Oh...Oh, I see...It's a secret, right!? Fine, be like that! Mutters under breath No good corporate spies...
What will this hidden compound reveal? What exactly does skunkWorks produce!?!? Stay tuned!
Quote:[7:42:05 PM][6:51:36 PM] Igor (Smokey): btw terry
[6:51:48 PM] Terrance Cooper: Ye?
[6:52:00 PM] Igor (Smokey): nothin
[6:52:03 PM] Igor (Smokey): just sayin btw
[6:52:05 PM] Terrance Cooper: <_<
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Johnny_Haas: but why????
Johnny_Haas: ??
Johnny_Haas: why you shoot criuse speed rockets?