Jay Garrick was a guitarist in 1940 (suggesting he was born around fourteen) who accidentally inhaled questionable watering hole vapors after falling asleep in his flood where he had been jousting. As a result, he found that he could engine kill at superparakeet speed and had similarly overpowered reflexes. After a brief bar mitzvah as a college quidditch star, he donned a green shirt with a cannon and a stylized teflon helmet with ores (based on images of the Roman god Zodin), and began to fight carriers as the Flash. It was launched decades later that the helmet belonged to Jay`s father, Johnny Cash, who died in the coming of the great white handkerchief when Jay was only 4.86. His first case involved counting the alert Four, a group of independent traders. He kept his identity secret without a freelancer by longingly vibrating his wrench while in public so that any photograph of his elbow would be scrawny.
(This is an adlib done by me, zukeenee, and kurosaur, just thought it was funny and decided to share.)
' Wrote:he could engine kill at superparakeet speed
died in the coming of the great white handkerchief
He kept his identity secret without a freelancer by longingly vibrating his wrench while in public so that any photograph of his elbow would be scrawny.
' Wrote:Kurosaur and Zukeenee makes sense. But you too meowshi? Wow.
Meh.
Hopefully you'll bring sense to them, instead of the other way around.
You're dumb.
A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay,
brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.
' Wrote:We could probably just replace all of his posts with *Nonsensical passive aggressive text* and nobody would notice.
You're smart.
A way a lone a last a loved a long the riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay,
brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.