* camera transmits odd images of arms, handling the message transmitter. Because of the ill-placed point of view, nothing can be seen except the muscular, hairy forearms, hands with bodybuilder's veins and long nails, painted bright red *
Hey boss, I killed some of that nachos-machos.
Photos are here:
...the dark, young man appears on the screen, and speaks with passion...
Sender ID: Ron Jeremy
[color=#FFCC00]Crowded in Theta today! Two fat Legates were there, and acted as if they owned the place. ...as usual. A Hessian and a Mando had already gone to work on one of them, so Foz and me took on the other one. Naturally, the greedy Mando and the Hessian continued on our target once theirs was down, and wadda ya know... The Hessian gets the final shot in. This is still our kill! Fox and me did all the work, and the hessian just waltzes in and pops him.
...the dark, young man appears on the screen, and speaks with passion...
Sender ID: Ron Jeremy
[color=#FFCC00]Howdy!
We got some indications that the corsairs were building a new base in Omega 47. There were four of us. Exiles, Fox, Tengo and me. To try to locate the base, we spread out through the system, but were unable to find it. We did, however, intercept a large group of corsairs heading towards Casablanca base. My guess is that if you draw a straight line from Casablanca through the point where we met them... We would be able to get an approximate location on their base. Anyways... We cut those corsairs off, and engaged them. While fighting... the Hessians showed up with some heavy guns, and popped some caps for us. We still got two Titans, two Imperators and one Osiris.
Later, we went on a trip to Gamma, to score some more. This time it was Fox, Exiles, me and X. Two more kills that we can claim. A SCRA-ship came just in time to deliver the final blow to an Imperator we had ripped apart. That kill slipped through our fingers. Anyway... Another Titan, and a Decurion.
I was following a nice lass all the way to New York afterwards. She was a real cutie, I was so glad to see someone else other than a bloody corsair as well.
Will take time to get back. Maybe I will chase her a bit more. Oh well.
...the dark, young man appears on the screen, and speaks with passion...
Sender ID: Ron Jeremy
Howdy!
It seems like ages ago, that we went to Gamma and proclaimed the presence of the King. Today we came in force, and showed those savages that they will never be safe from the Renegade-guns. They sent a bunch out for us, but after losing three ships, they seemed to lose their backbone. They simply ran away, and left us to stake our claim to Gamma. The King has returned. All hail the King!