"The Green Pest"

[Champ]

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"Good morning everyone."

The young man prepares himself to speak from the pages on the podium in front of him, to the various cameras and holographic recording devices around the room, broadcasting to the greater half of Sirius.

"Following concerns from the public being voiced to our trading divisions, Ageira Technologies would like to address rumours regarding a contagion, or disease infesting the outer regions of Kusari, namely Planet Tomoika of Nagano, affecting imported products such as furs."

"We would like to entirely dissolve these rumours. Ageira Technologies transports only assuredly safe and purified materials, so you know there are no risks to the quality or safety of our goods."

He pauses for a moment.

"Regardless, we have dedicated extra resources to testing our shipments this term and have found no infection, contagion or otherwise. In addition to examinatory tests, we have conducted clinical trials to ensure that the suggested symptoms of such an infection do not present. This is indeed the case, and current users of these products should have no concern."

"Finally, it is relevant to include that in our shipping project our goods are isolated and protected from external or internal contact or interaction of any sort, and where necessary flash-frozen for preservation or otherwise appropriately disinfected, distilled or vacuum packed."

He smiles at the cameras, satisfied and confident.

"You may contact this channel with any further related queries or concerns and for unrelated matters may contact our community service channels. I'll now take questions from the press."

"Thank you for your time and attention."


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