tO DAVID HalE

[Alley]

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COMM ID: [color=#99FFFF]Buckets RHEINLAND NAVY
TARGET ID: DAVID HALE Rheinland NAVY FLET ADMIRAL
SUBJECT: In my pocket
ENCRYPTION: High
PRIORITY: Very very very very very very IMPORTANT

Respectous FLEET ADMIRAL

It has cOME to my at TENtion that my PROMETHENE supplIES are running LOW !!!!!!
If I don't reStOck very soon I wiLL be out of PROMEthene tea and my powERs will be gone !!!!!!!!!

HELP !!!! very urgent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alley was right.

[Jihadjoe]

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COMM ID: [color=#99FFFF]Commander Jasmine Greenson
TARGET ID: Recruit Buckets
SUBJECT: ... What?
ENCRYPTION: Medium
PRIORITY: Uh... Low, I guess.

Buckets,

The Fleet Admiral asked me to handle this and gave me access to this channel, as it seems you're having another one of those outbursts. I can't say I really know how to deal with this.. Uh... You. But regardless, I'll do as best I can.

Meet me on board the Mississippi in Texas, and I will talk the issue over with you, make an effort at calming you down, and assess you... Uh... I mean, the situation. Assess the situation.

Greenson out.

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[Alley]

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COMM ID: [color=#99FFFF]Buckets RHEINLAND NAVY
TARGET ID: JASMINE GREENSON Rheinland NAVY FLET COMMANDER
SUBJECT: Nice girl !!!!!!
ENCRYPTION: High
PRIORITY: ok then

RespectUous COMMANDER WOMAN JASMINE (I fixed the error)

I have received your MESSAGE......
I am VERy happY to meet a woman because they all FEAR my powERS since I became A goD. I would like to invite you to DINNER.

Pleas let mE know if yOU WOULD like to aCCepT restaurant on MissississississississiSSIssIsipi.

with very LOTS (<<< important) respects
BUCKETS RHEINLAND NAVY
TEXAS MUNICH DIVISION

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Alley was right.

[Jihadjoe]

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COMM ID: [color=#99FFFF]Commander Jasmine Greenson
TARGET ID: Recruit Buckets
SUBJECT: ... What?
ENCRYPTION: Medium
PRIORITY: Uh... Low, I guess.

I get the impression I'm about to have a very bad day...

I think the deck five briefing room will do. This isn't a social situation really, Buckets.

Greenson out.

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[Alley]

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COMM ID: Buckets RHEINLAND NAVY
TARGET ID: JASMINE GREENSON Rheinland NAVY FLET COMMANDER
SUBJECT: ?????????????????????
ENCRYPTION: High
PRIORITY: ??????

RespectUous COMMANDER JASMINE

I have received your MESSAGE...... (again.........)
I don't understand why BRIEFING room ??????
I WILL comE with giFTS for nice coMMAndER JASMINE GREENSON
pls accept CLIPART gift

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with very LOTS more respects of respects (I can add mORE if yOU WAnt)
BUCKETS RHEINLAND NAVY
TEXAS MUNICH DIVISION

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[Alley]

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COMM ID: [color=#99FFFF]Buckets RHEINLAND NAVY
TARGET ID: JASMINE GREENSON Rheinland NAVY FLET COMMANDER
SUBJECT: OMG DO NOT COME
ENCRYPTION: High
PRIORITY: ULTRA HIGH

COMMANDER JASMINE !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do not come ABOARD !!!!!
I haVE seen the MND inteLLIGENT terrorist salaD Christina ROBINSON dock on Missississississipi rigHT NOW !!!!!

SHE IS HERE TO BREAK MY GIftssss AND LOVE to YOu AND KILL DAVID HALE
but nO fear ! I HAVE MY SHOTGUN
I will now hunt MND SALAD to save glORIOus DAVID HALE


FOREVER RESPeeeect to WOMAN COMMANDER GREENSON EVEN IF DEAD (important !!!)
BUCKETS RHEINLAND NAVY
TEXAS MUNICH DIVISION

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