It is not national interests we are upholding ' we claim that the interests of socialism, the interests of world socialism, rank higher than national interests, higher than the interests of the state. We are defenders of the socialist fatherland.
[color=#000000]BegrüÃung.
It's no secret that our current relationship is not too warm. Our comrades from the RHA informed us that the Coalition is interested in changing the situation for the better and we have no right to turn away from the old revolutionary comrades, when they give a helping hand.
Yes, we heard of your generous offer to Hessian movement, which certainly was a surprise to us all. We are glad to see you prefer to call us comrades and pleased to accept your offer to make our relationship more stable and close.
Our movement needs three class 3 cloacking devices and if you can provide us with them, that will be a good gesture аnd a huge step back to friendship.
From: Commandante Aloysius Rhade
To: Roter Frontkämpferbund
Priority: HIGH
[Message Begins]
Are you kidding me?
You insult me, you insult the Coalition with -THIS-?
I highly suggest you shoot whoever thought it would be a good idea to approach the Coalition after the affair at the revolutionary meetings, after we have begun to cut ties with you, and then demand three highly advanced cloaking devices from us.
[font=agency fb]ID: [color=#FFFFFF]Major General Han Xu Target:RF Command Location:Marine Guard Office, Zvezdny Gorodok Encryption: HIGH Priority: HIGH Subject: Further information.
RF Command.
[color=#FFFF00]Forgive Commandante Rhade for his bluntness. Diplomacy is an art form, I'm sure you are aware.
First. The Coalition is currently researching the afore mentioned technology and we have not successfully built any prototype models of the device you seek. Such devices take time and significant resources to develop. Therefore, we simply cannot provide three such devices freely to you. You may also be aware that our resources have had to diverted considerably following the terrorist bombing of the Kremlin dome.
Second. Suggesting that such devices be handed over in the spirit of goodwill harbours a significant and unacceptable risk to the Coalition. The last time we provided a "grand gesture" to prove our goodwill to The Order - we were stabbed in the back. Our organisations have not seen eye to eye in the past - a grand gesture is not appropriate.
Third. A lack of trust. We are proving to you and the RHA of our merit and intentions in Rheinland every day. Yet, you suggest that we must provide you with cloaking technology, which we haven't developed yet, to maintain your favour? This is not the way to win trust comrade. Our favour can be gained by standing shoulder to shoulder in combat, by mutual trade and by diplomacy.
In the spirit of diplomacy and goodwill - I will pretend this transmission was never sent. If we are able to develop viable cloaking technology in the future, we will contact you to negotiate an adequate deal which rewards our scientists and people for developing the technology.
To: [color=#FFFFFF]RF Comm. ID:Commissar Leon Mendel Priority:HIGH Subject:Cloaking Technology
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As much as this pains me... and it does pain me... biting back the urge to hurl a long diatribe of obcenities and the odd comparison of your mothers to some kind of fornicating wild animal... well we all know how I can be...
I am under instructions from the Premier himself to restrain myself... and our over exuberant men who jumped on a diplomatic communication channel a little like fat kids on a chocolate bar... Amusing as the sight it, it gets a little disturbing watching the homoerotic foreplay of ones Rhade and Xu proving exactly how far they'd go for a klondike bar.
The Premier will reply to this, personally, after he, and the State Duma are finished debating the issue.
Oh and as for the wrestling match, I always pictured Rhade as a bottom.