Why hello there! Lily "Hurricane" Hale. You must wonder why "Hurricane". Well, mostly because you ran like the wind when we met last night and I don't even know why! I wasn't really going to hurt you, your brother is the Hale I wanna see dead you know.
So listen, we meet under really stressful circumstances almost every time. I think that's mostly because you always bring five more people with you to try and kill me. But oh well, stuff happens right? Luckily most of the Naval Primary Fleet is incompetent. But hey, lets put all those pleasantries aside and get to the point of me contacting you!
So... HOW YOU DOIN'? Naah, I'm just kidding. I have a present for you! No, really, I do. I think its a finger from some Navy pilot, or something. I bet you were expecting flowers, eh? But yeah, lets meet up. Bring your brother even! I promise I wont try to kill him or anything! Well okay, maybe I will, but hey, I wouldn't hurt you "Hurricane"! You're way too fast for me!
Oh come on now! Clearly, you prioritize me quite high! One does not simply say no, because well, it never ends good. If y'know what I mean. So listen, here's what we're gonna do! I'm just going to stalk you and your fellow wingmen. First I'm gonna tear them apart, then I'm gonna let you run so you can bring more of them for me to tear apart!
Eventually, you're going to see the hard gruesome truth. The truth that, its better to stand on this side of the fence than on the one you're standing at now. Come to think of it, if you were on this side, Señor Hale would probably pay some big cash for his little sister. That's something to consider as well!