COMM ID: [color=#CC0000]Alexis ♥ SUBJECT:Same as back then ENCRYPTION:Medium
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium]'Ey, dear Congressmen ! I'm not sure if you still remember me, but I've been contactin' you people already quite a while ago. The real [color=#000000]funny part about it is, that this time it's about the [color=#000000]exact same reason! Now, if your memory is still workin' like mine is, you'd already know what I'm asking for.
But I'll come straight to the point, as always! Not a big fan of talkin' around the devil all day, eh ? I mean alright, I -am- quite the talker, it's part of my business after all! Like that one time, when this guy wasn't able to complete his delivery of some certain ... medicine I've requested. I got so angry, that I shouted the place apart until my guards came in to pop his GODDAMN hea-...
Whoops, so much for coming straight to the point, eh ? Anyway, like last time I'd like to request dockin' rights for me and my ship, destroyer class, big, rusty, red, sexy though, armed to the freakin' teeth!? Aye, exactly that one. I hope you still remember, I've been running errands for your base back when I asked you last time, and not just a lil' bit food here and there.
I'd very, very, very, VERY much like these dockin' rights. I ain't there to hurt anyone, I see the Junkies as business partners, friends, brothers in arms! I'm sure you'll make the right decision, unlike last time...
Oh! And I'll make sure to have a few more errands run your way, if need be...whatever commodity you need, I can deliver anything. That's all, I'm out!
My memory ain't what it usta be.
Still I don't remember you making this request before.
That isn't sayin much though since I tend to drink and smoke alot.
Some of my colorful past is a cloudy haze at this point.
Maybe you could refresh my memory as to who you are.
Nothin wrong with a sultry siren stoppin in of course!
Although if your as dangerous as you are sexy..
That could prove quite risky for us.
I assume your a Rogue by the tattoo and the request to dock a destroyer.
That sort of ship flown by the wrong person could bring us heat.
How can I be sure you don't intend to lead more trouble our way?
COMM ID: [color=#CC0000]Alexis ♥ SUBJECT:Same as back then ENCRYPTION:Medium
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium]Thank the [color=#000000]goddess for such a fast reply to my most humble request! Wait, [color=#000000]I'm the goddess ... nevermind.
Nah, I can't recall a James Trenton, been talkin' to a guy named Crow or something the last time I've been talking to the Junks.
To answer your question to who I am, well ... it's sorta' hard to explain, lets just say that I'm a friend. You can trust me I am dangerous, that's what they call me, y'know. Thing is, since we're friends, I'm just a nice little kitty cat to you, which means I mean no harm for your station or anyone on the station, as long as someone doesn't want to make the kitty cat angry and turn her into a tigress with long, sharp claws!
I do admit, the Praeclarus, my nifty ship, is a big, bad beast with enough power to tear a nice oozing wound into the Navy's fleet, but that's the point, you ain't the Navy, which means that there's no reason for you to be afraid, respectful, but not afraid as long as I'm in a good mood.
And well, even though I am known as a trouble maker, as the chaos in person, or anything along those lines, I do try to be discrete. That might sound a lil' off, chaos and discrete, but I can pull it off, you can bet your scrap on it!
Right, you want a [color=#000000]good reason ? You'll [color=#000000]get a good reason. Lets just say that I'm a valuable, powerful ally and a dangerous and as powerful enemy.
It's a simple request, and you've got my word that I won't be makin' a mess on your red carpet unless I stumble over a mess I haven't started. A simple request that'll grant you several benefits.
****Incoming Transmission****
****Comm ID: Arbiter Jack Crow****
****location: Classified****
Well, if there's a good reason, what is stopping you from offering it now? You see, we normally don't allow ships of your type at the bases in house space. If I'm going to make an exception I need to see a reason that really makes me happy.
What usually ends up happening is someone comes and hangs around our base and then causes trouble with the Navy and leads them right back to us. Then the navy comes to me and wants to know why we are harboring such miscreants. The individuals who caused all the trouble sail off into the sunset out of the picture, leaving me to clean up all the mess while the navy is threatening to blast out bases to pieces. This makes me very unhappy.
COMM ID: [color=#CC0000]Alexis ♥ SUBJECT:Same as back then ENCRYPTION:Medium
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium]Tsk, tsk mister [color=#000000]Crow. See, I hope this deal won't [color=#000000]fail just like the last one did, and for the same reason as before, you being afraid of getting in trouble with the Navy.
Look! I'm not sure if you know me, but when I say I take care of things in a discrete way, I mean it. The things I can offer, I already told your buddy there, just a few messages back. I can make regular deliveries to your bases when necessary. I can get a hold of most goods and ... items one could want. I can offer protection from whatever you think needs a good shootin'. Hell, I'm a generous woman, and willing to dig deep into my pockets to make sure I'm a good ally.
I'm not sure how many times I have to repeat myself, or what more you would want, but I do think you're simply afraid of the Navy bustin' your asses up. But as I said, I'm discrete, end of story.
I'm offerin' my helping hand, take it or leave it, sweety.
****Incoming Transmission****
****Comm ID: Arbiter Jack Crow****
****location: Classified****
Did you really just do that? I mean really? You are asking for something from us and you think that third grade insult is the best way to accomplish it? We run a business. Our business runs best when it's quiet. You want to come in here with a big ship that upsets the quiet order of things, but you don't want to give me a good enough reason for you doing it. You want me to upset the natural order of the way we do business and then call us afraid because we prefer to do things our way. That doesn't really make much sense to me. The only thing you have been able to offer is that you are going to make some really awesome deliveries for us. The thing is'¦'¦who do people turn to when they need really awesome deliveries made? They turn to us. What are you going to do for us that we haven't already been able to do?
Unless you are able to offer something that really makes me jump out of my seat I think we're done here. But hey, why don't you try insulting me again and see where that gets you.
COMM ID: [color=#CC0000]Alexis ♥ SUBJECT:Same as back then ENCRYPTION:Medium
[font=Franklin Gothic Medium]Crow, Crow, Crow, Crow...[color=#000000]CROW! Goddammit, mister, I'm not sure how exactly I've been [color=#000000]insultin' you, but by the goddess, if I did, I'm so terribly, terribly sorry.
Anyway, you want a reason why I'd want to dock my ship on your fancy scrap palace ? Well, nothing too complicated, really. I just need a save haven where I can lay low and get supplies from, as well as refuelin' and repairing my rusty princess here. It's not like I'm asking much from you, while I'm offering you more than just supplies, if you would actually listen to me for once, mister Crow. You're sayin' people turn to you when they want deliveries made ? Of course, but you forget one thing. You need supplies yourself to keep yourself in business, as well as goods to keep yourself alive.
I'm offering you that, free supplies to your bases located in Liberty, as well as aid in combat situations I'd normally just ignore and fly on, but since we hopefully can make a deal, I'd make sure to keep your diligent workers alive and safe. That still nothing ? Hell then, mister Crow, I'm good, but no magician. I'm not sure what you expect in return of dockin' rights, I gotta' keep myself over water as well.
And as I said, and will say again, allow me to dock on your base, and I'll make sure we'll stay good friends, come whatever may. This is about more than just credits or cargo, think about it.