Source: Satomi-no-Kitsune, Inari Shrine
Destination: Rheinland Board of Civil Affairs
Subject: An application for diplomatic immunity!
Ohayou!
Inari Shrine is here today to request a review on an application we have formally created in response to the intention that we would like our shrine to become a registered charity. In Rheinland! Due to some <strike>exploitation of legal loopholes by Rogue Kempeitai who are acting as part of a Conspiracy to destabilize both Kusari and Rheinland by provoking a wider geopolitical shift on behalf of a pro-Imperialist conspiracy</strike> Minor financial concerns, Inari Shrine would like to incorporate within Rheinland, and gain the aegis of the Rheinland Chancellery for our Shrine's activities.
Said activities include but are not limited to:
Gathering Inari Donations.
Selling Souviniers.
Providing Inari Blessings.
Protecting Foxes.
<strike>Transforming people into Foxes.</strike>
Exorcising Demons (we totally aren't demons).
And boosting tourism.
With an official memorandum and papers and legal diplomatic protection from Rheinland, perhaps Inari's blessings will also benefit the Rheinland Economy! Oinari~sama is the Goddess of Industry, Agriculture, Rice, Fertility, and Foxes! And Rheinland has all of those things! So infact, sponsoring Inari Shrine officially is part of an investment of faith and economics!
Perhaps then you can get back at those weird Interspace bakas who tried to sell you out to Liberty!
Plus, you'd be helping a humble and innocent shrine find it's place back in the world~
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For legal precedent, there is Article-IIV, Paragraph E, of the Interstellaren Wohltätigkeit Charterung founded on behalf of the TAZ in 777 A.S.
Interstellaren Wohltätigkeit Charterung Wrote:E.9a: The Rheinland Imperial Government recognizes the rights of international aid groups, religious agencies, relief funds, diplomatic groups, and charitable organizations regardless of affiliation, creed, and will provide full diplomatic protection for members and ships flying under charitable organization's flags.
E.9b: This is especially true if they are named "Inari Shrine", are from Kusari, and is operated entirely by <strike>Kitsunes</strike> Normal Human Beings and have the potential to turn around the Economic Situation in Rheinland with their quirky Oriental <strike>Fox</strike> powers which we neither pretend to understand nor scorn for any reason, even blatantly obvious ones.
So yes! We request full diplomatic immunity and acceptance as a Rheinland-based Charity! Domo arigatou for your time~
Satomi-no-Kitsune, Inari-shrine head shrinemaiden.
PRIORITY: [color=#FFFF00]Medium ENCRYPTION:Medium IDENTIFICATION:Polizei Direktor Hans Regenkurt SOURCE:Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin SUBJECT:Re: An application for diplomatic immunity!
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Dear Miss Kisune,
Even though I had a chance to meet you on my daily patrol and even though you did not tell me the truth about your diplomatic relations with Rheinland, I do not have any hard feelings. I actually enjoyed our little talk.
However, what you refer to when requesting diplomatic immunity is nowhere to be found at the Lawbook of Rheinland. I would like to ask you to rethink the way you are applying for such a thing. I do not think you will get far with waving false laws.
As for registering you as a Rheinland based charity organization, I would like you to actually present us any sort of proof of your organizations Rheinland origin.
Until these are met, I am sorry to inform you that your application for these rights is [color=#FF0000]rejected.
Feel free to apply again once you feel you have proven worthy of such privileges.
Mit grüÃe,
Polizei Direktor Hans Regenkurt
Rheinland Federal Polizei
New Berlin