Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Oversized Like Me?

[SMGSterlin]

http://dreager1.files.wordpress.com/2012...-18r_s.jpg

Your oversized pic is now a link.
Also adjusted the thread title accordingly.
ae ~

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[Luke.]

But I can't touch her if she's on fire...

As the great Shania Twain would tell us, if you want to touch her: ask. -Champ

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[Lythrilux]

I was I had a girlfriend.

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[Duvelske]

I was I had a girlfriend.

http://youtu.be/zwa09lrRDfo

here you are..

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[Strichev]

Girlfriends...

it's easier to join the Aoi Iseijin than to get one.

Q_q

[Tyler]

I was I had a girlfriend.

I wish I was a girlfriend, instead I'm cursed with my not-so-little manhood and being forced to pee standing because I don't like to have it take a swim whenever I sit.

Too much?

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[SMGSterlin]

I wish I was a girlfriend, instead I'm cursed with my not-so-little manhood and being forced to pee standing because I don't like to have it take a swim whenever I sit.

Too much?

Not at all.

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[Tyler]

Good. I'm lazy and rather just sit down and contemplate life. Impossible when standing because the brain needs to focus on the aiming, the standing and avoiding splatters.

Which is nigh impossible.

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[TLI-Inferno]

Good. I'm lazy and rather just sit down and contemplate life. Impossible when standing because the brain needs to focus on the aiming, the standing and avoiding splatters.

Which is nigh impossible.

And then Mr. Sidestream is always plotting against you.

[Tyler]

And then Mr. Sidestream is always plotting against you.

Oh boy, I completely forgot about him, been so long ago as I sat down, my nemesis. Thanks for tearing open old wounds.

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