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Source: Slum City, Office Room 042, ToP Public Relations and Transportation Department
Recipient: Moka
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Greetings, esteemed, hum... Moka,
Currently, El Borba is being kicked out of my office after I return to my former post following severe illness. Nice to see such an... eloquent man filled my vacancy. S'like I never even bloody left...
The man sighs
Anyways, bless ol' Miss Jones, but now that new, refreshing leadership has arrived on the Rogue's end, I'd like to, in representation of ToP, reopen talks with the Liberty Rogues. And so, in the spirit of things, I WILL impress you.
The man clears his throat
So this guy's talking to another guy, right? And the first guy says, "Hey, my poop talked to me today", and the second guy says, "Oh, really...", to which the first guy says, "Yeah, guess what it said", and then the second guy said, "I don't give a crap", and the first guy says, "HOW DID YOU GUESS?".
A muffled rimshot is heard
Now that that's taken care of, I'll await further communication.
Truly yours,
"Big Joe"
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<span style="color:#000000">The awful plight of he who cannot draw to save his own life.</span>
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Source: Slum City, Office Room 042, ToP Public Relations and Transportation Department
Recipient: Moka
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Greetings, esteemed Moka,
Glad to see my comedic talents don't go entirely unappreciated. What do we want to talk about, you ask? Very simple.
We and the Rogues have had a...colourful past, let us say. A past that was wholefully unecessary. See, I'm a big apologist of the "Where's there's profit, there's friendship" approach. We need not antagonize our two groups like was done in the past when there is such a great potential for profit between out two organizations.
Put simply, here goes: I propose a mutual agreement. Whenever you need anything delivered, we'll make sure it gets there within two days and a 10% discount on the total price. Whenever we may require assistance with any minor matters (Ie: you know what I speak about), and any of your pilots just happen to be around, we can count on your assistance.
Point two is, we would not like to stop here. But for greater deals, greater knowledge and respect must be attained. Let us prove that this band of misfits' got several dozen aces hidden up their sleeves. You'll be impressed.
Sincerely yours,
"Big Joe"
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Source: Slum City, Office Room 042, ToP Security, Public Relations and Transportation Department
Recipient: Moka
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Greetings, esteemed Moka,
I'm afraid we didn't purchase it from "somewhere", per se. While following a lead in the upper Taus, we stumbled upon an independent smuggler who happened to have more Nox than intelligence. He sold us the stuff at a ridiculously low price. We're still laughing.
If you're wondering what his name was, I can recall it began with John. I was much too busy scamming him to notice anything else.
As always, we'll be here for the exciting stuff.
Sincerely yours,
"Big Joe"
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