So like, I think you'd want me to join. I bring hot Gallic maids with me, which is well enough alone, but as a bonus I bring my awesomeness as well. Just see 'Boytoy' magazine, issue #197 and see my magic at work. It's a dude on dude type-o thingy magazine, but hey, everyone can be desirable by women, only real men get wanted by men.
You should've heard about me since I blew up quite a few of your assets back in the days. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, it was a lot. In any case, I'm not into blowing you any more *Winks* and would much rather blow up for you. I have only one demand. Make me more famous, as if that's even possible, and I make you rich. Fair deal?