Bah! You couldn't captain your way out of a wet paper bag! Although, if you WERE the captain, it might explain why the stupid thing is always getting shot up. That's why we called it the Lithuania, you know. Worst record ever. Nothing at all useful about the ship, so it matched the country.
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.