This aged Propaganda Officer seldom has the opportunity to get in the cockpit these days.
I am delighted to report that our forces, in need of bomber pilots, made some good use of my rusty skills today.
The Bounty Hunter Organization F.A.C.E. (Believed to stand for Fondling All Children Everywhere) had decided yesterday to invade our homeland.
Today, to punish this impunity, a bomber strike force struck out to the Omicrons to turn their precious big, ugly, capital fleet to scrap. Present were Aloysius Rhade commanding the strike force, myself, Jordan Nowell, Juan Coronel, Tanya Dimitra, and Vladimir Orlov, who sadly had to eject due to damage to his ship.
With these minimal losses, we were able to avenge this insult, and strike a devastating blow for the Revolution. We destroyed several F.A.C.E. capital ships, namely Destiny, Desolation, Leonidas, Phobes, Hors, Bliss, and their allies the Brigitta Venezuela and the 77th vessel, the Helium 3.
The survivors from those ships have been made available to the Mongolian for interrogation. By now, they will have wished they had died.
I shall return to my Propoganda duties now, but am looking forward to the occasional bomber sortie. Do ensure I am placed on the duty roster.