From: Colonel Aloysius Rhade
To: SCRA Assets
Priority: MEDIUM
Subject: Severe Punishment
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Comrades! It has come to my attention that some of you recruits think it's amusing to disobey orders!
They think it amuses me to see them running off doing their own thing, without a care in the world.
That ends now. The recruits I've mentioned have already been summarily executed. However, I have a more... amusing fate in store for the next batch of deviants. Behold, the SCUD Wing. Also known as "Rhade's Suicide Brigade". You'll be "pleased" to know that the deviants will be serving in a Revolution Bomber outfitted with Two Nova Torpedos. You'll probably die. If you don't, then you get to live to die the next day.
Believe me, however, you will eventually die. Do not think of doing anything stupid either, the SCUD Bombers are outfitted with a remote control device. You so much as deviate from course, and a Commissar will happily cut your ships engines, launch a Nova, and have them detonate inside their launch tubes. Oh, and your ejection system will be disabled.
There is hope, however. Maybe, just maybe, if you do something particularly impressive, you may be given a second shot in the Fighter Corps. However, the type of person that deserves the SCUD Punishment is about as likely to do something impressive as Warner is to get laid. That is to say, Ha Ha fat chance.