I just wanted to say a hearty 'Thank you' to those who have so far stood up to be counted, & a very gracious 'Thank you' to those of you that stepped it up a notch to finally complete your Guard trials.
I would also like to remind the uncounted stragglers in our ranks to harvest the crust out of your eyes & start putting one foot in front of the other. The clock is ticking & there is less than four days left to decide your own fate with us. If you choose not to choose, that is also a choice & we will then be forced to decide how to kick the cut off your back...by the ass, or by the teeth.
It depends on the direction you face & the level of your inertia when the sand runs out.
Urrghh - Wassup Dudes? Ok like, i know, i know, im late with this thing, but come on dudes... Paperwork? Me? Like... im soooo not into all this office stuff man.
Anyway, So like, I've had the guard set up for like... ever, actually totally had it all done months ago but then was all like chillin' back at Islay with some buds, got totally slaughtered and then like, forgot to tell anyone about the rep change, i know right? Totally bad form, but i swear i didnt go out on mission until the next day when i was totally clear headed.
Anyway, so like... here's the card dudes:
All done, even got the new stripes painted on the side of the bird.
I'd like to again thank each & every one of you for stepping up & getting done what needed to be done
We bled out one absentee member from our ranks, but for that loss, we gained alot more in return, and I would like to officially recognize & patch-in the following prospects as full members of the NLH Gaian Guard:
Druce Faolan
Umakai Nataga
and Geoffery Langley.
Well done & well earned you lot...Gaia now bonds you by blood
I would also like to officially welcome Shamus O'Shaunessy as our newest Seedling. If your history is any indication, you will not be lower than bones for long. See you soon at the top with all the rest of us.
This is Charlie St George. Damn Junker mechanics wired up my comms wrong and I've spent the last few days listening to Kusari radio. I got the guard trials done, though, here's the proof: