JD Masket stumbles in with his first patrol report after his vacation. His uniform is torn and covered in engine grease.
OK. well, where to start...
Old Mon'Star was hopping around
New York City like a big playground
when suddenly JD burst from the shade
and hit Mon'Star with a SNACgrenade
Mon'Star got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Hack
who proceeded to open up a can of Hack Fu
when Seymore Justice came out of the blue
and he started beating up Zenon Alvarez
then they both got flattened by the SWATmobile
but before it could make it back to the Sunbucks
A pissed off Xeno popped out of his grave
and took an AK47 out from under his hat
and blew Masket away with a rat-a-tat-tat
but he ran out of bullets and he ran away
because LPI-Leavenworth came to save the day
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
Mon'Star took a bite out of LPI-Leavenworth
like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
and then Hack came back covered in a tire track
but Hellfire Legion jumped out and landed on his back
and JD was injured, and trying to get steady
when A pissed off Xeno came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Riza Williams took him out with her whip
then she saw Mon'Star sneaking up from behind
and she reached for her gun which she just couldn't find
'cause JD stole it and he shot and he missed
and Saronsen deflected it with his fist
then he jumped in the air and did a summersault
while A pissed of Xeno tried to pole vault
onto LPI-Leavenworth, but they collided in the air
then they both got hit by a Nova torpedo, oooh
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
angels sang out in immaculate chorus
down from the heavens descended Matt Myers
who deliver a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Hellfire Legion
who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
as JD changed back into Zenon
but Matt saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed JD's head in between his thighs
then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and
"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of no where lightning fast
and they kicked Matt Myers and his cowboy ass
it was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking on total awe
and the fight raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Fellow Hoodlum in a bloodstained sweater
this is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
good guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
this is the Ultimate Showdown...
of Ultimate Destiny
Mary was about to file her report, when she decided to check over it.
The past few days have been eventful, but nothing much has happened worth reporting. Except that there was someoone called GalacticAntimatterbank who was deliberately keeping himself on fire:
he claims that his radiator was on a trade convoy to Kusari, but there was no proof. Also, there was an Ageira transport that had somehow circumnavigated the Texas Blockade. Unfortunately, he docked before I could get a picture. mary was satisfied with her report, and filed it in the office.
I'll start with yesterday.
Yesterday, i got a report of pirats beeing at Pittsburgh. I flew there, and before i arrived Officer Crooks who was there earlier then me did already destroy one of them.
Then we both saw their really great braveness! Three of them shooted onto our two small Liberators! We were dazzled by their heroic actions! Did i mention those three were flying Gunships? A Hacker Gunship and two Tridentes.
Andy and me stayed near the docking ring, hoping it would someone bring the shield of one of them. But as they noticed what we were intending, they stayed away from it. Luckily, we could somewhen alert a Siege Cruiser which did destroy them. Just to mention it, as we were still alone they already called for support because they could not beat us. A Rogue came, in a Loki, but was quickly taken care of.
Attached files:
Now for today.
Most of the time, i've just been patrolling around, with nothing happening.
But, i also found a drone which was not responding to any hails of me. Made me think it was a spying drone of Rheinland. Of course i destroyed it. I can say that from the time i found it to the time i destroyed it, it did not send a single transmission. However, i can't say how much damage has been done to Liberty before.
I was also informed about a smuggler coming to Manhatten. It got intercepted, and destroyed due to the fact it was not cooperating.
A smuggler was caught, and after a prolonged firefight agreed to drop his cargo. He was unable to pay the fine but agreed that he would pay up later. If you see him make sure to stop him and remind him of the fine.
To all LPI, the Corrections and detainee division, is proud to announce, the commissioning of a brand new Prison Liner, the LPI-Kingston.Pen.
This new vessel is state of the art, designed to aid our organization in the transferring of both prisoners and goods between bases.
Despite the countless dangers in Liberty right now, this ship is well prepared to defend herself and also be used offensively to stop smugglers cold in their tracks.
The Kingston Pen, sports 9 mark 4 transport turrets, an advanced shield, a cruise disrupter and of course a mark 8 armour package.
Escort shifts will be handed out shortly.
Iâll carry this flag
To the grave if I must
Because itâs flag that I love
And a flag that I trust
' Wrote:The normal hustle and bustle of any police precinct was multiplied a hundred fold by being in the overall Headquarters of the LPI. Desks, cubicles, the whole nine yards were laid out, with flatfoots and detectives alike working, phones ringing off the hook, and people sometimes snoozing due to overwork. A Neural-Net bulletin board is right in front of the entrance, with several handy notes, including a reminder:
Remember to file your paperwork (make a post here) every month, or you WILL be fired. Have a nice day.
Below it is a list of things that goes there.
Smugglers, reports on criminal activity, scans of the ships of well-known criminals, battle reports, and any other miscellaneous information that is worth mentioning.
In the distance, Matt Myers yells at some flatfoot to bring him his coffee, black and strong.
Recruit Officer Aaron Garretson, reporting. Today, I went on patrol with a superior officer named Maxe (I cannot recall his last name). Our patrol cut several paths through the Pitt Debris Field. Nothing was out of the ordinary, with several light Rogue attacks on our ships utilizing the so-called 'Bloodhounds'. We did not find any smugglers coming in from the field, and proceeded to Manhattan, scanning several vessels before returning to base. Unfortunately, I lack any guncam shots, but I do not believe they are needed, as none besides the (NPC) Rogues commited any major offences.
Hello
It's my 13th report in here. Thirteen is a bad number.
Well, patrols in New York did show nothing unusual. Decided to patrol Texas as well and to deliver some new habitants to Huntsville and Sugarland.
I met a trader apparently heading towards Rheinland, and asked him whereto he would take his freight. His answer was as suprising as bad, although on the other hand not that surprising seeing as you could say someone breaking the blockade may react this way. He shot me! For only asking where he's going!
With the help of a Marine and an LSF officer, this ship was quickly destroyed.
The few containers i've picked up were Tradelane parts, which i've delivered towards Pueblo as soon as possible. While doing that, i assisted in the destruction of a Rogue Gunboat which attacked Norfolk.
Coming back from Pueblo to New York, i proceeded towards California.
I was surprised as i encountered a ship that is not in our databank.
The LSF identified it as a piece of Gallian technology. I was surprised to see this ships in the hands of an OSC employee!
The recruit Torro Trait walked into the office with a filed papers in his hands. He put them on the chiefs front desk. Apparently he was in the bathroom. Trait walked out of the office, waved to some fellow officers, and headed to the nearby sunbucks cafe.
The report is as follows:
Today me, officer masket, and Captain Riza did a patrol around New York. All was clear. I decided we should go to texas and make sure no smugglers for our enemy would get by. And none did. Their were many smugglers and down-right silly traders coming and going. Stopped a couple and told them to hed back here and there. But nothing in particular. They said that they had it under control and told me to go back to Manhattan and call it a day. So i did.
Very long patrol yesterday. I opened a group channel with several navy and bounty hunter ships. We coordinated our efforts and went after several hostile ships, such as Traveler and Crazy Horse. After that, we split off into groups. I went with an (indie) navy called AirTies. we proceeded to patrol the area of the debris field within 12 klicks of Rochester. We made several loops, and then proceeded back to base.
Sorry I haven't been able to report in. I've been stuck on California Minor for the last few days. Outcast activity was high around there when I arrived, and some had managed to infiltrate the Planetform operation. And food hasn't been as good as it was, somehow.
Recruit officer Mary Idaho, out.
Sorry I haven't been able to report in. I've been stuck on California Minor for the last few days. Outcast activity was high around there when I arrived, and some had managed to infiltrate the Planetform operation. And food hasn't been as good as it was, somehow.
Recruit officer Mary Idaho, out.