Quote:"A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it. "
" I know not the weapons of world war Four, but the weapon's of world war Five will be fought with stick's and stones. " - Einstien.
And.. for a more humourous one from my farther.. about that awkward talk your parent's ive you about " becomming a teenager"
" Son, your body is changing as i am sure you are aware, you will soon be bringing girls home, and going to girl's houses who are more than just 'friends', So here's some advice.. Use protection.. for example, make sure that there's a chair up against the door when your in there, there's nothing more scaring than your partner's parents walking in on you, or me for that matter, Class dismissed " xD