Greetings and Salutations to all who receive this transmission,
My name is Tomorren Garrick, Im the captain of the tradeship LucrativeTransport.Inc.. Me and my crew have made some business arrangements with an employer who, at this time, I would believe is missing. We were contracted to bring some tobacco and wine from Gallia to Reunion station where another vessel would take our cargo from us.
Unfortunately our employer has not responded to our attempts at hailing him. We have made several attempts both over public channels and more secure private channels with no response, only dead air or static. My ship has currently been docked on Planet Marne in the Champagne system with 3,500 crates of their very distinguished wines. Its the choicest vintages that Gallia has to offer and we have them.
I am sending this transmission out to see if any organizations would like to have this delivered to them, or even private wine connoisseurs are welcome to this offer, anybody who wants this treasured hard to get liquor. If you are interested in this special offer, please send us a request. You should tell us where you want it delivered and how much you are willing to pay for the crates of wine. My crew and I will take this all into consideration and well make a decision as to how we want to proceed.
We have enjoyed the food and scenery of Planet Marne, but we need to be shoving off and getting back to work. So its not necessarily the highest bidder were looking for, but the distance from our next cargo run is also a factor for our decision.
This is Capt. Garrick signing off.
Gallic wine you said?
Interesting, i like wine, and i definitly love Gallic wine. Well; Not as much as Gallic women that is.
I would be happy to help you to get rid of those supplies. Yes i'm a good guy. And i smell nice too.
I'm currently in Bethleem, chewing holy bubble gum.
I could come to Reunion quite fast if i know i will get some wine; you can trust me on that one.
*You can hear Gaby whispering to himself* Wine wine wine, and all for me; lalala.
Erm. what i was saying already?
Oh yes... About the price for such supplies, well you may know i once paid 300 millions for 1000 crates of Gallic wine.
But after that, Saaz my second refused to speak to me during a week - doesn't really matter i was locked in my cabin enjoying the wine uh? - and korbah refused to give me hangover pills - which was for good very bad news - stating i used all the money for the wine and that i couldn't pay them.
Can you believe that. *Gaby makes his angry face* Selfish crew!
Anyway my dear captain, i'm certain we can find a fair price for both, in order you make a nice profit, and in order korbah keeps giving me hangover pills, Don't you think?
Hail Eris and all 'dat, dear friend.
++ mord says that omar says that we are all unicorns anyway ++
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Greetings Mr. Angelos,
First I would like to thank you for your interest in this matter. However my current employer, the one who I got all this wine for, has reestablished contact with me after I sent out this broadcast. *laughs* I guess he has been very occupied as of lately and once he heard my transmission, realized he needed to get word to me. So unfortunately as of now the wine is unavailable as Im going to get it delivered to him once again.
On another note, I dont want to have gotten your hopes up, just to dash them on the ground. If you would like some Gallic wine, I can arrange to have some more crates smuggled off of Planet Nevers to me. Then once I get it secured in my hold I can bring it to you, if you so choose.
Once again I apologize for this mix up in my communications. Weve been holding this wine for a bit now and had given up hope contacting our employer. Please let us know if you would still desire some. I can get it for you or anything else from Gallia you might like, maybe some fine tobaccos too?
Capt. Garrick signing out.
What no wine today? *Gaby makes his sad face* Bawww
*He calls a member of his crew* Gorb come right here quickly! *A strange guy stands near the entry of the cabin after a while* Yes cap'tain?
*Gaby starts to hurl objects at Gorb while shouting* You... heard... that... there... will... be... no... wine... today! *The unfortunate Gorb cries in pain*
Now move out of my sight!
*Gaby reads the end of the message* Oh what? There may be wine tomorrow?!
*Gaby makes his cool face* Ahah i knew it! Gorb come right here! *After a while, gorb shows up, with a mask covering his face, just in case* Yes? cap'tain.
Come right here, take a seat. *Gorb hesitates, but he finally moves carefully towards the seat*
Ahah you heard that friend? There will be wine tomorrow! Chew holy bubble gum with me!
Eheheh, let's send a communication to this fine captain. What, communication already started? Ah dang it.
*Gaby makes suddenly his serious face* Hu. 'Evening mister. My apologies for this. *He notices Gorb is still on his cabin, chewing stupidly his holy bubble gum. He whispers to him* Get out of here gorb!
My dear Captain Garrick, i would be pleased to receive Gallic wine whenever you would be able to grab some.
I will be happy to pay you a fair price for the risk you would face by moving into Gallia.
Please let me know when you can smuggle some of this amazing Gallic wine.
Concerning your offer about Tobacco, i must say i would not be as interested. Unless several of my fine popes would like some, of course. I may have to ask them.
Anyway, i would like to thank you for your generous offer to cover your call.
Above all, remember conviction causes convicts.
Have a good day.
++ Everybody i know who is right always agrees with me ++
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