I wonder what creative comments you'll come up with this time, considering I don't have a penis to wave around. You should keep yourself well out of Liberty's territory. We'll find you if you do, and then we'll just send you off somewhere and treat you the way you treated the rest of Sirius, understood?
***Incoming transmission***
Comm ID : Guybrush Threepwood
Thats the second biggest transmission Ive ever seen! So I Guybrush Threepwood the mighty pirate am going to test your skills lady, how about this ? *He takes out the paper and starts reading* How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A-ha !
Bonjour mademoiselle Kithe,
My name is Dumont, it is always interesting to receive transmission from the other parts of Sirius, these are rare here. You seem to be, what the Royals call me too, a terrorist, a murder.
Excusez-moi, but there is something I would like to know, do you have any goals? Anything you wish to achieve?
I am fighting, killing, to free our state from the Royal garbage, the suppression caused by it. Are you fighting for something similar?
Maybe you would be able to assist us with a few things or actions. Im sure we could offer you something in exchange, but the decision to aid us is up to you...
[Open Transmission]
[ID:ERROR: Name registered does not exist in known databases. ID = Siona Kithe]
[Location:ERROR: Ship does not exist: Elegant Anguish]
[Video feed incoming]
[Connection locked. Phase harmonizers activated]
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Oh dear god, let my roll my eyes.
LSF? Are you not the fools who got infiltrated by Nomads and got saved by your two most wanted criminals back in 800 AS? Forgive me if I don't take you overly seriously.
Mr Threepwood, I believe A woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck cant chuck wood.
Miss whoever you are, you truly don't get it do you? 'Look at me, I can shoot things yay yay yay." Give me a break woman, there is more to life than shooting things. One day you might realise that, the day you grow up perhaps?
French person, whoever you are, do you seriously think I care about you? Do you seriously think that I would want to work with you? Get over yourselves, you are nothing to me except prey, food and perhaps sex if I am bored.
All of you, go about your lives, keep your schedules the same as ever, make it easy for me to find you and follow you.
With lots of love,
Your friendly neighborhood mass murdering terrorist daughter,
Who are you again? I don't know you...nobody knows you...if they do, sorry to burst your bubble, but they don't care.
Your attempt to garner attention like the attention whore you are, does nothing more than break the mundane life that plagues us all...but hey...at least that provides some form of entertainment for some of us, unlike your little commercial interruption.
You miss...are more offending then any other living creature upon this universe. In fact, I think your existence upon this bleak expanse of space was nothing more than a deliberate accident! Because one day, God ran out of toilet paper, and he needed something to wipe the holy crap off his holy arse. So he created you. And to this day, you fill that role quite perfectly.....
Get back in the Kitchen, the universe doesn't need anymore more estrogen. Now...go make us a sandwich or make yourself useful and get on your knees and actually attempt to swallow....bah...
***Incoming transmission***
Comm ID : Guybrush Threepwood
But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck? A-ha let me see you on this one Miss Kithe ! Hey by the way you have a pretty hair...umm yeah I probably shouldn't say that, now let me see how you will handle this one !
***Incoming Video Transmission***
Source - Death Runner's Office On Board The Verminator
ID - *****
Hehehehehahaha! Hey, you, Mrs Beautiful woman, how'd you like to work for me? You got style, and i like style! I could use some style! These frakkin' henchmen i have.. well.. they don't have style. At all. But you! I like you! Hehehe! So.. If you do choose to respond to this transmission, we can work out a good price and we'll treat ya right eh? Heheheahahaha! But hey, if you don't feel like, fair enough. Adios.
...:::Christopher Dangen:::...
"Well, you pass off as some body arrogant <strike>little</strike> stuck up a lot and seem to have every one but those with a IQ level, at your feet drooling.
Got to love to see the Mundanes always trying to get their 'in's' with some chick that appears on the communications channel, always provides a moderate level of entertainment. Any way keep it up, might be able to give a laugh at this yet."