Good evening, and allow me to introduce myself. I am Devon Miles, Chief Executive of the Foundation for Law and Government. We are a private organization devoted to protecting the interests of the public at large and encouraging the pursuit of peace and justice across all nationalities. As such we are independent of House-based politics and associated influences.
Let me begin by assuring you that I have the utmost confidence in Sirius' predominant food provider, and am certain that you and your company follow proper ethical guidelines in order to make your product safe for consumption by the many denizens of this sector.
That being said, I am also certain that, due to your dedication to public welfare and the welfare of your own employees, you will take what I am about to say into the deepest consideration and work to correct any issues that may arise.
One of my sources provided me with a curious tale of what appeared to be deeply spiritual members of some group referring to itself as "The Spore." They were found conversing in the orbit of Planet Manhattan two standard hours before the transmission of this message. I have reason to believe that these people might be involved in some manner of drug trafficking or other nefarious activity which involves some type of hallucinogenic influencing factor over its members.
Now, one of your pilots, captain of the SFS "Fruity-Oaty Bar," came into direct contact with a member of "The Spore." He was drawn into that position under the pretense of some type of potential agreement by which members of "The Spore" would exchange information that involved food production, a proposition that may or may not have reached your desk by this time.
The fact that this message 'has' arrived in such short notice will no doubt demonstrate how pressing I believe this issue might become. As far as my source was able to determine, upon contact with a member of this group, some of your pilot's bio-signs jumped radically before settling into a pattern consistent with that of the other members of this group. Needless to say, the chances of eight members, your employee included, sharing completely identical body temperatures, metabolic rates and so on is on the verge of impossibility, and yet my source's data confirms it.
Before you question the legality of my source's actions, I need not remind you of the potential damage this phenomenon might cause between members of your organization, and especially if any deal is struck with this group that involves whatever substance of theirs being introduced into your products at large.
I trust you will take the appropriate actions. We at the Foundation will be watching.