Mighty Armada moves towards Eta

[Pepe]

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Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron on his command bridge in fool combat uniform

Dear Outcast neighbors... *there is nothing dear on Pepe's face. And on rest of him, actually*

Our Friday TV scheme needs mucho more romantic movies. Explicit underwater romantic scenes are very popular on Crete, but unfortunately - we have no water. So, we will have to use sunny shallows of Malta. We might be forced to clean it of your annoying presence, but it won't hurt (a lot).

I will bring sexiest latino pilots with me, as every romantic movie they shoot makes them even more popular in Empire and other civilized parts of Sirius.

*uploading Friday TV scheme*

Spoiler

Oh and I've been told you have Extra Tall Females there on Malta. I can't wait to capture some! That's what XTF means, si?


*Pepe chuckles and reaches OFF button with his hairy macho hand*

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[Yber]

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Location: None
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A video feed opens, showing a hooded man whose eyes gleam. The only colours seem to be black and white.

You already know the XTF. Your puns hold little importance



You might not receive a pool of water when you come. What we will do provide you with is a pool of your own blood. It might not be romantic, but having you gargle on the fluids of your own breed will surely make up for a comedy.

The video feed ends and the sound goes off.

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inb4 Sirius gets renamed to XTF.

[Corile]

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[Incoming Signal]
[Decrypting...]

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[Sender:]______ Nathan Bloodrose
[Recipient:]___ Bloodrose Syndicate
[Source:]______ Cali Base, Tau-23

[Subject:]_____ Re: -

[Priority:]____ Low
[Encryption:]__ Low

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[Connecting relays...]
[Establishing visual feed...]
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Greetings,

Oh man, you're a funny one. If you want to bring your ladies upon the surface of Malta, go for it. If you want to take a bath in our beautiful seas, feel free to. I just sincerely hope that your pain tolerance is very high, otherwise you may want to stay home and jump into a bathtub full of bleach. The result will be about the same. And after you're done enjoying yourself planetside, you may want to take a bit of Cardamine with you, otherwise you will experience a nasty headache followed by suffocation, horrible feeling, really.

By the way, the Zoner and OS&C resort planets and luxury liners are the other way.

Respectfully,
Nathan Bloodrose
Bloodrose Syndicate

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[Pepe]

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Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron on his command bridge in fool combat uniform

Is that so... *his face got red like all the chili that he ever ate suddenly gained self-awareness*

Our Friday TV scheme seems to got changed to something more fitting the situation... Like short musical comedy, not so popular on Crete. I guess you did find it amusing as expected, you damn sniffers.

*uploading new Friday TV scheme*

Spoiler

And short musical movie:

Anyways... we might be more lucky at Luxury Liner Hawaii. Vamos, my mighty Mighty Armada. To Sigma-19, rapido!


*Pepe chuckles and reaches OFF button with his hairy macho hand*

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