Victor Robinson

[Quorg]

*Cheesy bass-heavy hip-hop beat in the background*
*Victor Robinson, as pale and skinny as ever, appears dressed in a colorful assortment of expensive, fuzzy clothes with a woman in each arm and five gaudy gold neckalaces*

"Yo! Yo Yo Yo!

My name is a muddafriggin' Vic'ta

Take a look but not too long or you had betta' take a pict'a

I'm a Zoner with a boner; I'm the man with a plan

I'm a captain I have fashion and I am a spaceman

Yes that's right, there's mah girls, their names are Cindy and laTonqua

if you mess wit dem then on yo' head I'm gonna bonk ya

I have mo' money than you could ever dream

Over all my crew it is I who reigns supreme

I wipe my butt with gold and eat human organs for breakfast

I have nomads for dinner and a personal stylist

So bow down to yo' masta'

Or you're headed fo' disasta'

From the R to the O to the B to the I

Y'all are judgin' me but I am a nice guy

To the N to the S to the O to the N

That was my rap and this is the end."

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ATTENTION SMUGGLERS
The Midnight Express: A Slaver <strike>who doesn't completely realize what he's doing.</strike> (video)

Quorg, you're officially a moron.

...mongs like Quorg being like a malignant little cancer...

Way to be useless, Quorg.