We are intrested. You seem like the type to get thing done....better then those Mandalorians.
Contact us on a....... Private channel, and we can work something out. If you can deliver sufficent annoyance to our targets, you may have a regular customer.
I want to teach in the hard way some smuggler the game. S.S.Great.Britain, I need to harrasment him. I need to know how many money you are taking for a job for somewhere... 2 days? I don't want his dead. ONLY harrasment.
I may call upon your services in future, I like your style, always nagging at the backs of your enemies, for now I will offer you warm greetings and wish you well in this world, if I see you I will offer you a drink, but keep your ears open, the Corsairs may require your services in the near future.
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Dream Theater - "Sabre120 and Jongleur officially win. That is all."
Incoming Transmission:
CommID: Govedo
Location: Sirius, somewhere in Omegas
Goodday sir!
I shall give you two ship names I don't wanna em dead, but little Harassment will bring pleasure for me and credits for you. I will pay you 10 mill per each of them if you blow their guns thrusters and other equipment.
:D I will add more in the future. I hope that we both can be happy in this endeavour.
Here we go:
Kinder.Dynomite
Luther.Stein
Govedo Out
(10-09-2013, 10:51 AM)Knjaz Wrote: Official faction players that are often accused of elitism, never deploy them and have those weird, immersion killing "fair fight/dueling" suicidal hobbies. (yes, i've seen enough of those lolduels, where house military with overwhelming force on the field willingly loses a pilot in a duel. ffs.)
I have need of ye'r services. An idiot by the name of Chad Tanner had the audacity to threaten me with a full loadout of top-quality, military grade hardware, and then taunt me when I fled with me bloody Flashpoints. I need ye to reacquaint him with his tear ducts. The price for his misery is ten million credits. A summary below for ye.
Name: Chad.Tanner
Ship: Eagle
Weapon Data:
IRON HAMMER x4
Train Cruise Disruptor
Debilitators of some sort x2
Armor: AU VIII
IQ: Double-digits
Payment: Ten million credits
I'll throw in five extra if ye can get him to do something stupid like crash himself into a planet or sun.
Twenty more if ye can knock off those Iron Hammers and get'im to safety so his insurance doesn't pull through and he loses the weapons.
Have fun.
Oh, he's quite shifty about the trigger. He'll likely attack ye. I recommend a Light Fighter with a load of disruptors to best waste his time with. And I may contact ye again if Chad's man-lover decides to exhibit any arrogance towards me again.
That is right, I am no simple 'lancer for hire. So you want the guy to loose his ship. Pleh, no, that'l get you nowhere. But what if I make that guy shoot me for hours on end. Make him travel system by system only on thrusters, shoot his shield off in every fight he takes place in or follow him as a shadow and make loud farting noises every time he'd open his gob?
Well now you can really put the hurting on those jerks. Take note I specilise in bombers and transports as well. Hint hint.
Toodles!
:lol:This is interesting....but I don't need you're services
This was the most funny thing I've readed today :lol: